Sloyvenheaven Sleeps with the Fishes
For over a year now, a man under the alias "Sloyvenheaven1" has been spamming our Youtube. He's a Flyers fan.
His track record include sending personal messages and posting endless amounts of ridiculous comments on our videos, etc.
Due to his history with the law and tough reputation, we hired someone who can help us put an end to this thorn in our side.

Jimmy the Squirrel will be overseeing all investigations this week on tPB. (Hidden top right).
He comes highly recommended.
"We got another wise guy here, ya seeee?
This guy probably cried when Cote retired. Mehhhrrr."
They're working on details right now, but Jimmy just sent over a sketch of Sloyven himself.
He was spotted in a local Philadelphia bar Saturday night.
One source said that his "Why Not Us?" shirt doesn't fit him anymore.

Sent from Verizon Wireless Blackberry
Jimmy gives us an official statement:
"This guy likes to run his mouth. But he likes to lay low. Not much info on him, ya seee?
Jimmy gives us an official statement:
"This guy likes to run his mouth. But he likes to lay low. Not much info on him, ya seee?
But in his About Me section on Youtube, he mentions how much he loves his girl Kristina.
We'll see ya on October 7th at Consol. If she can fit through the door.

Sloyvenheaven sleeps with the fishes.
Mehhhhrrrr."
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