Chris Bourque, mostly known for being the worst forward in Penguins history, has been signed to a one-year contract by the Washington Crapitals.

 

 

In 2009-10 after Bork put up some huge numbers in Pitt (0 goals, 3 assists in 20 games), the Crapitals re-claimed him off of waivers.

He would be assigned straight to Hershey (AHL), where he would go on to win the Calder Cup.

 

After he realized he'd never play in the NHL again, he took his talents overseas to play in the KHL (1 goal, 0 assists in 8 games) and some Swiss beer league (33 points in 39 games).

 

He's back and gayer than ever. Bring it, turd.