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Sloyvenheaven Sleeps with the Fishes


For over a year now, a man under the alias "Sloyvenheaven1" has been spamming our Youtube. He's a Flyers fan.

His track record include sending personal messages and posting endless amounts of ridiculous comments on our videos, etc.

Due to his history with the law and tough reputation, we hired someone who can help us put an end to this thorn in our side.


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Jimmy the Squirrel will be overseeing all investigations this week on tPB. (Hidden top right).
He comes highly recommended.


"We got another wise guy here, ya seeee?

This guy probably cried when Cote retired. Mehhhrrr."


They're working on details right now, but Jimmy just sent over a sketch of Sloyven himself.
He was spotted in a local Philadelphia bar Saturday night.
One source said that his "Why Not Us?" shirt doesn't fit him anymore.

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Sent from Verizon Wireless Blackberry


Jimmy gives us an official statement:

"This guy likes to run his mouth. But he likes to lay low. Not much info on him, ya seee?
But in his About Me section on Youtube, he mentions how much he loves his girl Kristina.
We'll see ya on October 7th at Consol. If she can fit through the door.

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Sloyvenheaven sleeps with the fishes.


Mehhhhrrrr."


Rick

Rick

You mean me, right? THANKS! RT @SuicidePass everybody on the internet is stupid today. except for you, dear follower. you're the best.

by Rick

Rick

.@rebeccaleigh423 I'm still confused/scared as to what I should call my wife's parents. I've been married 5 years. It's sad really.

by Rick

Rick

That guy who wears #11 for the Kings, that's Alex Kendrick, right?

by Rick

Adam

TPB Adam

@KT3378 I wouldn't have said anything but it was twice in one tweet. Almost threw my iPad out the window

by TPB Adam

Derek

TPB Derek

dude this mad chad guy is flipping out. could someone be more guilty? SMH

by TPB Derek

TPB Derek

LOL and to further his guilty look mad chad sends me two messages. man what a mistake

by TPB Derek