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Local man buys NHL11, forgets to pay electric bill

Written by TPB Staff

 
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Local man Joe Weir switched on the lamp on the end table near his front door as he slipped on his sandals and fumbled with his keys.  It was 11:45pm, and he was about make the 12-minute drive to the GameStop in Robinson Township to get his copy of NHL11 at the midnight release.
 
When he returned to his neighborhood, he noticed his house was pitch-black.
Weir recalls, "I thought, those light bulbs I just bought are bullshit."
 
But as it turns out, the husband and father of two had forgotten to pay the electric bill.  "No, I didn't forget, " he said.  "It was either buy NHL or pay the electric bill.  I rolled the dice, hoping Allegheny Power was gonna be late on their service deactivation.  Huge mistake."
 
The irony of the situation was not lost on Mr. Weir.
"I get paid Friday, though," he said, idle copy of NHL11 in hand.
 
Little solace could be found from his wife, Samantha, who was already packing a bag, set to take their two kids to her mother's for the night.  "I saw this coming," Samantha said.  "This happened last year, too."
 

Rick

Rick

I'm not kidding. This is the most important idea I've ever had in my life.

by Rick

Rick

I seriously want to start this blog. After the summer it's happening. I'm dragging you idiots with me.

by Rick

Adam

Derek

TPB Derek

dude this mad chad guy is flipping out. could someone be more guilty? SMH

by TPB Derek

TPB Derek

LOL and to further his guilty look mad chad sends me two messages. man what a mistake

by TPB Derek

Stephen S

Stephen S.

@psamp saw the design concept page for Archer's space armor today. One concept had Archer in Xtacle armor. May have teared up.

by Stephen S.