Yeah, yeah, yeah.... you don't want to talk about Jagr. Whatev. It's either this or another Parise post.

According to Pierre LeBrun, Jaromir Jagr has signed a one-year contract with the Dallas Stars. A one-year contract worth $4.5 million.

FOUR AND A HALF MILLION DOLLARS.

Jagr made $3.3 million with Philadelphia last season.

This will be his first trip to the Western Conference. Do the Stars have a right-handed center?