Ted Leonsis Wants You To Eat Mice Droppings
According to an ESPN report, the Washington Capitals' arena vendors failed just about every test there is:

Mice droppings, however, are not a critical violation anywhere else?
The Mellon Arena didn't get a ringing endorsement. either:

We got to the bottom of this reported cockroach, and it was actually just Tim Benz.


Go Pens.
