RECAP: Strike A Pose. PENS WIN.



Habs can't even set up in the Pens' zone. Killed.
Malkin came out with a bounce in his step. You would too, if you spent the first three minutes on the bench. Pens start getting the best chances early on. Malkin has two sick passes. Kunitz can't finish the first. Michalek almost scores. Price looks sharp.
Then there was some shit going both ways.
MAF making some saves. Pens still getting the major chances.

Then Kunitz gets too big for his britches. He tries some toe-drag, and the Habs head the other way after a turnover. MAF makes a huge save on a breakaway. Then Kris Letang goes off for slashing Soupcan. Best penalty of the year. Pens kill it, and Dupuis almost scores at the end of the kill.
Pens used the kill to score a goal. Goligoski realizes what happens when he hits the net. 1-0.


Engo lays someone out.
Travis Moen embarrasses himself when he bounces off of Rupp and does a face plant into the boards.
Brian Gionta runs MAF. PK Soupcan trips Staal. No calls.

Period Recap: Did Bob Errey call Soupcan a wild mare?

Habs score early in the second. Some French asshole gets his first career goal. 2-1. Probably the most frustrating moment of the night because it seemed like the game was going to be another cheap win for the Habs.
Pens try to answer quickly, and Kunitz takes a stick to the mouth. Whoever the officials were in Montreal, they were great, not allowing themselves to be intimidated by the fans. On the powerplay, Letang is running shit like Max on Saved by the Bell. He fakes a shot and passes to Tyler Kennedy. 2-2.

After that goal, it was all Pens for a while.
Chris Conner had one of the best shift of the year.
Jacques Martin has to use his timeout after an icing.
Then the Pens get a PP. Killed.
Pens still had unlimited odd-man breaks in the second period. TK and Malkin had one, so did Cooke and someone else. Price made a big save on Malkin, and the Cooke two-on-one fell apart.
Habs get caught for too many men.

Period recap: Staal's goal put the Pens in the driver's seat. We hate the Habs, but it is hard to job the fact that the second period was a great period of hockey to watch.

Having a 3-2 lead going into the third was nice, but too many times we've seen the Canadiens find a way to stick around. Pens needed a two-goal cushion. And thankfully Benoit Pouliot, French for asshole, helps the Pens out. He murders Michalek. Easiest penalty call in the last 25 years.

Pens get a powerplay. Letang. Goal. Beautiful. 5-2.

It was poetry in motion the rest of the way. Soupcan starts attacking people. He fights Test Tube. Test Tube got him to the ground. Win. Then Gionta and Gomez start shit. Habs were frustrated. So great.
Habs end the game on the powerplay. They can't do shit.
Horn sounds. MAF strikes the pose:



game
NOTES:
All the credit to the refs for not getting intimdated in Montreal and calling a great game.
Jordan Staal had a monster game.
Too bad Cameljoke wasn't on the ice to experience this for the Habs
Is there a worse contract in the NHL then Scott Gomez? Yikkkkkes

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