Upon taking a look at the NHL's Guardian Project, it's come to our attention that some of the characters didn't exactly embody their respective franchises. So, with the help of Stephen S., we've decided to correct some of the Guardian Project's mistakes. If you have any ideas for any other Pensblog Guardian characters, leave it in the comments. We already have Toronto, Washington, Columbus, Detroit and Montreal.
Here is Philadelphia:
THE INCREDIBLE BULK
Thinking that she would benefit by eating free cheeseburgers, Kate Smith got a job at her local Burger King fresh out of high school. However, a freak accident with the fryer one day gave her skin a distinctive orange tint and changed her for life. From then on, right before Flyers games, she would turn into the Incredible Bulk, and Flyers fans would fall in love with her. She has the propensity to argue on message boards about which NHL team is the Flyers' true rivals and can be heard in the crowd chanting that opposing players suck even though they completely destroy her favorite team. Flyers suck.