Swish. Two Points. PENS WIN.






kelcy (soy)







Job job job.

Pens set up shop in the Isles zone for a half-hour.
Wake up, MAF. You were gonna have to make a save soon. And he did.
Talbot and Dupuis were everywhere it seemed, but Yanni was still shutting things down faster than those peanut plants.

Business picked up towards the end of the period with the Isles showing a little surge. Bill Guerin realized there was a game and he started jobbing, but MAF was there.
Top 5 worthless periods of hockey on the season.




Somewhere in there, Staal and Satan were on the ice at the same time.
That's like Jim Abbott and the dude from Def Leppard entering a handball tournament.
Pens get a powerplay. Wake us up when it's over.
Letang had a decent chance. He gives Danis an hour to square up to the shot. Save.
Late on the powerplay, business picked up. Malkin gets sprung on a partial breakway, but Yanni is out of his mind. After a nine-car pile-up in front of Yanni, the Islanders get a breakaway out of nowhere. MAF stops it, which might be his first stop on a breakaway this season.
The Isles weren't done. They hit the pipe in the same sequence.
The Islanders got about 20 more chances in the next 3 minutes.
Solid save after solid save by MAF.
Crowd tries to get into it, but the USS Hal Gill gets called for hooking.
Isles jump on the PP and start moving the puck like the Soviets.
Killed. Gill almost gets a breakaway.
Something happened, and Jokposo gets jobbed.
Another PP for the Isles.
Jordan Staal shows us why he is a beast on defense and breaks up the Isles powerplay. Can't job him when he shows up.
Pens kill the penalty.
Then Letang gives the puck away.
Whitney gives him an "attaboy" from his couch.
TK had a chance late. See you in 17 minutes.


Three minutes into the third. No score yet.

Penalty kill.
FSN shows 66. You should be able to buy stock in his watch.
Hugh Jackman gets a shot on MAF.
Out of nowhere, the Pens hit the crossbar. The goal-horn guy jumps the gun. Can't blame him, really.
The sound of that pipe woke up the Pens.
Coming back from commercial, FSN shoots back to 66.
Pens set up shop. Yanni unreal.



Under five minutes.
Every time the Isles touch the puck, the Pens season is on the line.
Trent Hunter can lay on the puck now with no fear of a penalty. Awesome.
Pens get shit going. Malkin and Gonch take over. Brendan Witt kills Sykora in front. But Sykora gets up. Gonch and Malkin run their own flying V. Gonch gets it on net. Sykora finds the puck. Go to hell Witt.


Two minutes left, Father time enters the building for a quickie.
Yanni gets booed off the stage. The Pens miss 10 open nets.

- Thanks for everyone who has offered their help for the deadline. We're going to look things over and let everyone know.
- woooooo
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