RECAP: The Book of Evgeni. PENS WIN.




First PP comes when Nolan Yonkman trips someone. What a name.
Kennedy was in LaBamba's kitchen, doing dishes.
Letang lets a shot go from the point. Bang. 1-0.

MAF gets a penalty for trapezoidal desertion.
Pens kill it.
But then they get another penalty.
Kunitz goes off for high sticking.
Another kill. MAF made a save on Wolski without even knowing.
Pens probably had to kill another three penalties. Marc-Andre Fleury had to make some big-time saves.
But then it was 4-on-4 after Shane Doan takes a really dumb penalty then loses his mind.

Fiddler on the roof gets kicked out of the circle.
Crosby preys on the new guy at the dot.
Malkin scores before anyone knows what happened. 2-0.

Early in the second, Keith Yandle plays roulette against Sid.
He ends up falling. Sid feeds Geno. 3-0.


LaBamba had no chance. Crosby and Malkin actually laughed in his face.
That was two goals in about a minute.
Then the Coyotes were going back to the box.
Then the puck was going back into the net.
Malkin feeds Sid this time. Snipe job. 4-0. Jesus what a shot.
LaBamba still hung in there, though.
But then Cooke scores off a face-off. 5-0.



The NHL equivalent of Brian St. Pierre goes in net for Phoenix.
Malkin almost scores. What a pass by Chris Conner.
Rupp goes to the box.
Matt Cooke elbows Yandle in a 5-0 game. WTF.
5-on-3 for over a minute.
No wait. Then Orpik goes off. Don't care anymore.
Pens kill all of it anyway.
Michalek blocking shit like he's in your colon.


Crosby almost scored to start the third.
Then the Coyotes start defending their honor.
Deryk Engelland knocks Taylor Pyatt back to Winnipeg.



Shane Doan starts doing shit.
Said he was doing it because Matt Cooke is a douche,
Stop wooing at games. It doesn't work. Sounds stupid.
We were going to say that the Pens never played like this last year, but that isn't true either.In Game 34 last season, they beat the Flyers 6-1.
Three goals directly off faceoffs. Coyotes are the third best faceoff team in the league.
Malkin city

Engelland: two TKO's this season. Hard to remember that ever happening twice.
Shane Doan: "You're down 5-0 after a period and a half … it's pretty embarrassing," Phoenix captain Shane Doan said. "They scored on their power play and we didn't. That was embarrassing."
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