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... previous games in the NHL. He could not have been more unprepared. We aren't sure what else needs to be recapped here. Our hour-long podcast this morning said all we wanted.   So ...
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...  RECAP: Off to such a good start, but Pens looked tired.     The Rangers put in some bullshit to make it 3-2. Even linesmen are getting injured during ...
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... the lead into the locker room.   PERIOD RECAP: Best period in a week for the Pens. Wilkes-Barre guys playing like their lives are on the line.       ...
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... take a giant dump, look at it for 10 minutes, then eat it.   Pens can't get anything on the PP, and it goes into the second. RECAP: Pens getting outskilled. MAF leveling ...
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...  PP. Job job.  But it was great job job.  Intense. Then Jason Chimera interferes with Talbot. Caps net on the PK looks like a medieval castle. RECAP: Didn't notice ...
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No joke: James Neal's performance in OT has made the rest of the season watchable.  After Tyler Kennedy's last-minute, game-tying goal, James Neal put on a show in OT; one of those ...
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  Like we're recapping this.  ...
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      It was almost as if this game was a microcosm of the entire season. Every time it seemed the Pens were done, they refused to die.  We know not to ...
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... into Bill Cowher.  By the way, Phil Kessel is a pathetic excuse for a hockey player.   There's probably two recaps per season where we have the whole thing typed up, and then when ...
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Ilya Kovalchuk is a douche bag.   He is a pompous show-off.  He is annoying. What is #6 doing?   Kovalchuk is also a world-class, game-changing superstar, ...
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  The Pens took the early punches from the Bruins. Then they punched back. Then they fell down. Then they got up and knocked the Bruins out.  For Pittsburgh sports fans jumping ...
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... wanted to take someone. Some idiot elbows the Island, and the Pens get another PP. Killed. Whatev   PERIOD RECAP: Ben Lovejoy played his best period of hockey as ...
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... get the "all red" or "all white" look that other teams have during the playoffs without giving out shirts.   When you're talking about colors during a recap, ...
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Good bounce-back win for the Pens. Edmonton completely sucks, so the game really wasn't interesting. But nonetheless the Pens took care of business.   Chris Kunitz got ...
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  The good news: The Penguins have scored 80 goals in the past two games. The bad news: The Oilers and Senators drink their own pee.   And while the Canadiens also ...
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What will get lost in the Cooke elbow shit is that this was a really good game at one point -- very defensive, playoff-like tone. The Penguins owned the second period but could not beat King Henrik. ...
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... net. It actually hits the net, so there's a rebound. Kunitz puts in yet another goal.  2-0. thanks to Courtney T. for the pic PERIOD RECAP: Jimmy Howard didn't ...
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... RECAP: Pens had a chance to score midway through, but they couldn't. And then the Flyers got some bullshit bounce.   Probably the first time ever a carry-over powerplay ...
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...  Impossible to do a period-by-period recap for this game. Shootout Specialist James Neal came through in crunch time again.   First period was a combo of the Pens being tired ...
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  1:00 games against joke teams will never be fun to watch. The biggest battle of all was merely trying to keep your eyes open.   But don't take that so seriously. ...