2010-2011 recaps:
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It was almost as if this game was a microcosm of the entire season. Every time it seemed the Pens were done, they refused to die. We know not to ...
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It doesn't get more frustrating than this loss, a loss that you saw coming a mile away. and there was nothing you could do about it. We have no clue why -- and maybe people can help ...
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Ilya Kovalchuk is a douche bag.
He is a pompous show-off. He is annoying.
What is #6 doing?
Kovalchuk is also a world-class, game-changing superstar, ...
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The Pens took the early punches from the Bruins. Then they punched back. Then they fell down. Then they got up and knocked the Bruins out. For Pittsburgh sports fans jumping ...
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Dear Buffalo fans...
This is your goalie:
This is our goalie:
Regards, Pens fans.
P.S. suck our balls. ...
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The Pens couldn't get it together very often and when they did, the Habs goalie made big saves. The defensive effort by Pittsburgh was a mess. It was a frustrating, ...
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Good bounce-back win for the Pens. Edmonton completely sucks, so the game really wasn't interesting.
But nonetheless the Pens took care of business.
Chris Kunitz got ...
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The good news: The Penguins have scored 80 goals in the past two games.
The bad news: The Oilers and Senators drink their own pee.
And while the Canadiens also ...
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What will get lost in the Cooke elbow shit is that this was a really good game at one point -- very defensive, playoff-like tone. The Penguins owned the second period but could not beat King Henrik. ...
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Actually, the title of this is misleading. There was absolutely a meltdown that took place. No questioning that. You don't let a team come back from down 4-0 and just ...
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In case you haven't noticed, Marc-Andre Fleury is the Penguins' MVP this year, and the Penguins will go as far as MAF wants to take them, even if a certain captain returns to the lineup. ...
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Oh, hey, Devils fans. What happened?
Do yourself a favor and just watch all 1:01 of this. Feels so good.
The Penguins not only advanced in their quest to win the Atlantic ...
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1:00 games against joke teams will never be fun to watch.
The biggest battle of all was merely trying to keep your eyes open.
But don't take that so seriously. ...
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The 5-2 final score is one of the more misleading final scores in awhile. At no point during the game were the Pens even close to out of it.
Every time the Pens had a chance to ...
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After the Flyers game, we mentioned that the Pens had to get back on the horse.
But sometimes a horse's penis will whap you in the face and ask questions later.
Of all ...
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The biggest thing taken from this game is that huge erection CONSOL has because the new Root Sports uses the same black-red-and-white color scheme. You can imagine ...
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This season has made less sense than John Wayne portraying Genghis Khan in that movie. Last week, any hope of the Penguins winning the Atlantic Division was dead in the water, with humboldt squids ...
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It all came full circle Friday night. The scene of the worst loss of the season, became the scene of the most gratifying.
With the shootout win the Penguins clinch home ice in the first round ...
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Whatev. Just putting this post up to make it appear that we recapped all 82 games.
Great season for Brent Johnson, Pens win 5-2.
Get your popcorn ready.
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If you think back to last year's demise of the Pittsburgh Penguins, you think about Marc-Andre Fleury and the defense being subpar. Well, in Game One, Marc-Andre Fleury and ...
