2009 Playoff recaps:
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If the Pens would have come out and laid an egg,
we would have said. well. in '91, they lost the first game of every ...
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woooooooooooooooooooooo
Hell, it even made ESPN.com's main page.
We could feed you all ...
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We've seen a good amount of pornographic films in our day.
Pierre McGuire's 2-hour, 45-minute blowjob on Mike Richards
had to have set ...
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We've all had virtuoso performances in our lives.
Driving to work on three hours sleep.
Finishing a 15-page ...
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vomit
Our friend WHOWINS.COM tell us that in the history of the NHL,
teams in the Pens position in Game Five win said Game ...
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The best thing about all the trash talk that goes on during the course of a playoff series is that, unlike most things in life, there ...
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Seriously the best part of this game?
It was actually good.
After playing six games against the Flyers,
you get used to players taking ...
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So, you're honestly telling us that David Steckel was the difference-maker?
On a night when both Crosby and Ovechkin get HTs,
who ...
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Before we get to all the crying, name-calling, and taunting, let it be said...
How unreal is this series?
The hockey that is going ...
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Mike Tyson once said, "Everyone has a plan until they get hit."
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"The way I see it, we're up two games to one in this series.
I'd much rather be in the position we're in.
I eat ...
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If we've come this far, we're more than willing to come a little further.
Washington. Wednesday night. Game 7.
A fitting end ...
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After the Game 6 loss, there was disbelief.
Games like that make you wish you followed Perez Hilton and not a professional ...
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There has been so much sweat on Cam Ward's balls this week, the Hurricanes should buy stock in Brawny.
Ward is ...
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In 1999, Hurricane Eugene formed from a wave off the coast of Africa,
banged some chick, and breezed to the central Pacific somewhere. ...
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If you want to know the heartbreak that can come with counting your chickens before they hatch, share a beer with Marty at your local pub.
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17.
SWEEP. PENS WIN.
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In the first two rounds the Penguins didn't put their opponents away when they had the chance.
Tonight the Prince of Wales was in the building.
A ...
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Watching a loss in the Stanley Cup Finals takes years off your life.
They should pass a law that when your team loses a ...
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As opposed to Game One, the Red Wings were in 100% trap mode.
They wanted that victory in the first game, so they exchanged blow for blow with the ...
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At the end of the second period, this series was over; belief wavering.
People always talk about how tough it is to win the ...
