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Morning Pensblog: Halloween, Chris Cooley Justice

Tuesday, 27 October 2009 07:59 am
Written by Pensblog Staff
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Yes, I went trick or treating in the suburbs of Pittsburgh dressed like this,
collecting money for UNICEF in a classic jar of Jaromir Jagr peanut butter.
GO PENS!
---Reader Jon S.

This is all we have to say to that:
A few Charlie-o-lanterns™ are creeping into the inbox.
A slideshow of Halloween stuff after the jump.

Also after the jump, an old friend feels the wrath of Aunt Karma's period.

™ of cakkers21



Some of this stuff is really amazing.
Wish we could somehow appropriate credits to all of these.
But this slideshow is just too easy.

If anyone feels slighted that we didn't credit you, e-mail us.
We'll then credit everyone so no one knows you were the homo who wanted credit.



Aunt Karma, meet Chris Cooley.


"Sidney Crosby is good at talking shit, Alex Ovechkin is good at hockey. I didn't realize this until yesterday when I thought that I was going to see two of the greats in the NHL. I saw one who is great and he was wearing a red jersey. The other one, I saw him cry like a 7 year old who got beat up by the school yard bully. Maybe he's mad that Ovechkin has 20 more goals than him. Or maybe because his team won't make the postseason."
-Redskins Tight End Chris Cooley
Feb, 23 2009

We said we were going to closely follow Chris Cooley's season to count how many times he fails.
Of course, we haven't, because Chris Cooley's own parents don't even know who he is.

But last night on MNF, Chris Cooley finally got his justice served upon him.
This headline from the WashPo says it all"


suckkkkkk itttttttt


Honestly wish there was something to talk about.
Go Pens.

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#1 steelspider 2009-10-27 08:16
There was a 10 min " expose " about doshce-boy on MN countdown. Pumping gas in his game uniform etc...etc.His lame site trying to be relevant or a D-list celeb. His loser brother polishes knobs, Heath Miller's brother polishes Super Bowl rings! Someone said this before. C-A-P-S suck suck suck!
 
 
#2 dying alive 2009-10-27 08:22
Chris Cooley's quote is so hilariously full of fail that I don't even know where to begin. Too bad he was right about the Pens not making the post season. They'll never win anything with that crybaby as their Captain.

Heath Miller was asked to provide a counterpoint but he couldn't hear the question. I'm sure you know why.
 
 
#3 2009-10-27 08:29
chris cooley will have plenty of time to lay on his back now and have balls dropped slowly into his mouth
 
 
#4 revoWOOOtion 2009-10-27 08:32
rumor has it chris cooley is an expert in anything has to do with breaking bones...
 
 
#5 PensFan2166 2009-10-27 08:32
Quoting dying alive:
Chris Cooley's quote is so hilariously full of fail that I don't even know where to begin. Too bad he was right about the Pens not making the post season. They'll never win anything with that crybaby as their Captain.

Heath Miller was asked to provide a counterpoint but he couldn't hear the question. I'm sure you know why.

Not only could Heath Miller not hear the question, he couldn't read it either because the glare off of the Lombardi trophies blinded him. Perhaps the Steelers can hire Cooley's brother to help tone down the glare off the Lombardi trophies. Nothing quite like a Cooley to tarnish things.

Cooley's website is the greenlife52.com of the NFL. Douchey, sanctimonious, and chock full o' homo-eroticism. For instance, why was his brother taking (and posting) pictures of a naked Chris Cooley reading his playbook?
 
 
#6 PensFan2166 2009-10-27 08:35
Cooley also has Hartnell-ish hair. That right there is reason enough to hate.
 
 
#7 Pen_City 2009-10-27 08:49
Ovie lays out "leadership" tonight or vice-versa?

Whats your preference?
 
 
#8 Little Artie 2009-10-27 08:52
Quoting Pen_City:
Ovie lays out "leadership" tonight or vice-versa?

Whats your preference?


AIDS
 
 
#9 Rage 2009-10-27 08:57
Maybe it's too early or something, but some of you less astute observers have failed to pick up on something:

Look closely at the picture of Chris Cooley, and tell me if you see....the popped collar UNDER his shoulder pads...whaddafag...

As far as who lays out whom? Is simultaneous death too much to ask for? Then I'll settle for simultaneous Christopher Reeving

wooooooooooo

Go Pens

[EDIT] Awesome fucking JJ costume as well...
 
 
#10 PensFan2166 2009-10-27 09:00
Quoting Little Artie:
Quoting Pen_City:
Ovie lays out "leadership" tonight or vice-versa?

Whats your preference?


AIDS

Full. Blown.

The last time those 2 teams played, lil' Mikey Leadership almost caught Ovechkin in the neutral zone, but he picked his head up in time and then tried to start a slap fight at the next whistle. I can't stand either player, but part of me wished lil' Mikey caught Ovechkin with his head down or that the after-the-whistle antics led to both players suffering career-ending tracheal fractures from punching each other in the throat.
 
 
#11 PensFan2166 2009-10-27 09:02
Quoting Rage:
Maybe it's too early or something, but some of you less astute observers have failed to pick up on something:

Look closely at the picture of Chris Cooley, and tell me if you see....the popped collar UNDER his shoulder pads...whaddafag...

As far as who lays out whom? Is simultaneous death too much to ask for? Then I'll settle for simultaneous Christopher Reeving

wooooooooooo

Go Pens

Holy. Fuck. He does have a popped collar under his pads and jersey. Chris Cooley, thou art uber-queen.

Since it's hockey, should it be simultaneous Travis Roy-ing?
 
 
#12 Jovi 2009-10-27 09:03
i'd like to see leadership lay out Ovie, and Semin come to his rescue. fight worth paying for
 
 
#13 Rage 2009-10-27 09:08
Quote:
simultaneous Travis Roy-ing?


+1 to you sir
 
 
#14 Stoosh 2009-10-27 09:16
"Maybe he's mad that Heath Miller has two more Super Bowls than him. Or maybe because his team won't make the postseason."

Chris Cooley's team really isn't making the playoffs. Truthfact.

And even worse, thanks to...let's see...the Rams, Bucs, Titans, Chiefs, Browns, Lions, Raiders and also maybe even the Dolphins, Bills Panthers and Seahawks, the Redskins could suck out loud for the rest of the year and not even finish with a top ten pick.

Damn, there are some suckass teams in the NFL this year.
 
 
#15 dying alive 2009-10-27 09:18
The thing about Chris Cooley is that just like all of the other Caps bandwagoners who show up to their electric light shows and hand out pacifiers, he jumped on the "zomg Sidney Crysby is a crybaby" bandwagon headfirst. The irony is that they stole their material from Flyers fans - who got it from their former coach Ken Hitchcock - who was pissed that an 18 year old kid was regularly dismantling his team and had nothing else to do about it other than have a tantrum and call names.

All of this took place, of course, before most of the Caps "fans" infesting the Verizon Center and the interwebs even knew that hockey existed. So if Sid ever was a "whiner" - and while he did yap a bit at times, the reputation was unfairly given to him by Kenny after he had his teeth knocked out by a knuckle dragger who couldn't keep up with him - it's likely that they weren't around to witness it. All Sid does now is speak to the refs that way a Captain is supposed to and conduct his business professionally. Oh, and win Stanley Cups.

The vast majority of Caps "fans" couldn't name the guy who knocked his teeth out and solidified his reputation as a whiner if their lives depended on it. They just content themselves with being clever enough to spend hundreds of dollars on pacifiers to taunt the guy who scores the shootout winning goal to send them all home and regurgitating the same tired cliches about him being a whiner and a diver with no evidence to back their claims (seriously, has ANYONE ever seen a youtube produced validating them?). Meanwhile, Sid just keeps on winning.

Oh and by the way, the game where he proved what a whiner he was? He went to the bench, got his broken face taken care of by the trainer, and went back out and scored the game winning goal. He's continued to torch the Flyers nearly every time he's played them since, racking up point after point. So by all means, keep poking the bear.

And that is way, way more of a rant than intended but I'm sick and I'm crabby and I'm bored at work.
 
 
#16 PensFan2166 2009-10-27 09:23
Quoting dying alive:
The thing about Chris Cooley is that just like all of the other Caps bandwagoners who show up to their electric light shows and hand out pacifiers, he jumped on the "zomg Sidney Crysby is a crybaby" bandwagon headfirst. The irony is that they stole their material from Flyers fans - who got it from their former coach Ken Hitchcock - who was pissed that an 18 year old kid was regularly dismantling his team and had nothing else to do about it other than have a tantrum and call names.

All of this took place, of course, before most of the Caps "fans" infesting the Verizon Center and the interwebs even knew that hockey existed. So if Sid ever was a "whiner" - and while he did yap a bit at times, the reputation was unfairly given to him by Kenny after he had his teeth knocked out by a knuckle dragger who couldn't keep up with him - it's likely that they weren't around to witness it. All Sid does now is speak to the refs that way a Captain is supposed to and conduct his business professionally. Oh, and win Stanley Cups.

The vast majority of Caps "fans" couldn't name the guy who knocked his teeth out and solidified his reputation as a whiner if their lives depended on it. They just content themselves with being clever enough to spend hundreds of dollars on pacifiers to taunt the guy who scores the shootout winning goal to send them all home and regurgitating the same tired cliches about him being a whiner and a diver with no evidence to back their claims (seriously, has ANYONE ever seen a youtube produced validating them?). Meanwhile, Sid just keeps on winning.

Oh and by the way, the game where he proved what a whiner he was? He went to the bench, got his broken face taken care of by the trainer, and went back out and scored the game winning goal. He's continued to torch the Flyers nearly every time he's played them since, racking up point after point. So by all means, keep poking the bear.

And that is way, way more of a rant than intended but I'm sick and I'm crabby and I'm bored at work.

I've asked Caps "fans" for evidence of Sid being a crybaby and I always get 1 of 2 responses:
1. "He just is."
2. "Look at how he always bitches to the refs after penalties."

The sheer ignorance and stupidity behind the first answer always makes me laugh. The second answer is understandable though - Caps fans don't know what a real captain does. With Chris Clark being their captain, they figure a real captain just spends all year injured and/or scratched.

Ahem *clears throat* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!
 
 
#17 Rage 2009-10-27 09:24
Quote:
Damn, there are some suckass teams in the NFL this year.


The NFL sucks. It's a tactical game of errors filled with spoiled, self-aggrandizing show-boaters.

Quote:
And that is way, way more of a rant than intended but I'm sick and I'm crabby and I'm bored at work.


I read all of it, and I enjoyed it, for what it's worth...but I hate and despise the Caps...sue me.
 
 
#18 PensFan2166 2009-10-27 09:26
Quoting Rage:
Quote:
Damn, there are some suckass teams in the NFL this year.


The NFL sucks. It's a tactical game of errors filled with spoiled, self-aggrandizing show-boaters.

It's like a bunch of Alex Ovechkins in cleats.
 
 
#19 butchersdog 2009-10-27 09:32
Let's not forget that this Crybaby stuff started from a rookie mistake, Sid skating too close to HTCH (Human Traffic Cone Hatcher) and the refs failing to notice the blood coming from the place the teeth used to be. Obviously, the Bettman-Hands-Sid-The-Cup Conspiracy was in its infancy back then.

Also, let's not be too hard on the other teams' bandwagoners, since enough of ours post here that aren't completely sure if the puck is inflated or stuffed. An idiot is an idiot regardless of the color of the jersey.
 
 
#20 PensFan2166 2009-10-27 09:38
Quoting butchersdog:
Also, let's not be too hard on the other teams' bandwagoners, since enough of ours post here that aren't completely sure if the puck is inflated or stuffed. An idiot is an idiot regardless of the color of the jersey.

Yes, recently I've found myself thinking there should be a general aptitude test for posters on this site. Especially with all the recent "OMG get rid of Kunitz now" shit that's been going on. Too many bandwagon Pens fans who think this team was a 2005 expansion franchise or something. They must think that the Pens came into the league the same time as 99% of Caps "fans" think their team came into the league.
 
 
#21 Matt Eager 2009-10-27 09:38
Quoting PensFan2166:
Quoting Rage:
Quote:
Damn, there are some suckass teams in the NFL this year.


The NFL sucks. It's a tactical game of errors filled with spoiled, self-aggrandizing show-boaters.

It's like a bunch of Alex Ovechkins in cleats.


I thought AO was TO on ice?
 
 
#22 LEM 2009-10-27 09:41
Yep, Crosby's not makin the playoffs. Karma is a bitch, for sure.
 
 
#23 Matt Eager 2009-10-27 09:42
Quoting LEM:
Yep, Crosby's not makin the playoffs. Karma is a bitch, for sure.


To be fair, Cooley has no idea what the playoffs are.
 
 
#24 dying alive 2009-10-27 09:43
Quoting butchersdog:
Let's not forget that this Crybaby stuff started from a rookie mistake, Sid skating too close to HTCH (Human Traffic Cone Hatcher) and the refs failing to notice the blood coming from the place the teeth used to be. Obviously, the Bettman-Hands-Sid-The-Cup Conspiracy was in its infancy back then.

Also, let's not be too hard on the other teams' bandwagoners, since enough of ours post here that aren't completely sure if the puck is inflated or stuffed. An idiot is an idiot regardless of the color of the jersey.


Yeah, and Sid was pissed because that was (IIRC) the second obvious penalty that Hatcher had taken against him that went uncalled. The high stick actually knocked his teeth out and the refs didn't call it, yet they did call Sid for voicing his displeasure about it (his first and only call for complaining to the refs for those keeping score at home, and it's hard to argue against it being justified).

The Pens have tons of bandwagoners. The difference I see is that - for the most part - they're not actively campaigning against a single player to the point where they're actually passing out props at the game to taunt him. Not knowing obscure rules or who Dan Focht is is one thing. Taking the idiocy to levels previously unseen by printing t-shirts, wearing scuba gear to games, and handing out pacifiers is a whole different animal.

Though I won't lie, I could get behind someone passing out sets of those chattery teeth the next time the Pens play the Flyers.
 
 
#25 thickandy 2009-10-27 09:48



Ona side not - Not one of mine but...creepy


 
 
#26 BiggJohn 2009-10-27 09:49
I remember the articles from all of the doches on the 'Skins last year like they somehow know anything about hockey other than the scoreboard telling them when to cheer. I hope Cooley enjoys his heaping helping of karma pie.

DA....that was PERFECT!
 
 
#27 akus 2009-10-27 09:57
 
 
#28 akus 2009-10-27 10:00
And for Dying Alive, the youtube is of Colton Orr and George Parros fighting in last nights game.

One of the linesman goes in to break up the fight and Orr pushes him away with one hand as he is beating on Parros with the other.
The linesman falls to the ice after the push.
 
 
#29 fc13bre 2009-10-27 10:00
Quoting Pen_City:
Ovie lays out "leadership" tonight or vice-versa?

Whats your preference?


Charlie lays them both out...heyyyyoooo
A hot threesome of leadership, passion, and a thirst for men. Charlie will lead with the slewwrist, Leadership will lead with his head, ovie will run them all night.

Redskins who? I don't really pay much mind to naysayers anymore, and try to do my best when someone has some halfbrained guinos or steez comment. When you win shit, people talk it
go pens....
 
 
#30 2009-10-27 10:08
Jags was left handed man... come on you gotta commit better than that
 
 
#31 PensFan2166 2009-10-27 10:19
Quoting Vince:
Jags was left handed man... come on you gotta commit better than that

Jags also didn't play on inline skates. He also was millions in debt to an online gaming website based in Belize. You do the best you can with what you've got.
 
 
#32 Electra_Glide 2009-10-27 10:20
Damn it.

This post shows me that I absolutely suck when it comes to carving pumpkins.
 
 
#33 Sweet Trav 412 2009-10-27 10:22
If Chris Cooley can't even be relevant in his own sport, how the Hell is he supposed to know anything about hockey? That clown got what was coming to him.

Ovie and Leadership are just going to try to make out tonight, if it goes well, we can all hope for them both to get AIDS later in the night.
 
 
#34 runtymom 2009-10-27 10:28
Quoting dying alive:
Quoting butchersdog:
Also, let's not be too hard on the other teams' bandwagoners, since enough of ours post here that aren't completely sure if the puck is inflated or stuffed. An idiot is an idiot regardless of the color of the jersey.



Though I won't lie, I could get behind someone passing out sets of those chattery teeth the next time the Pens play the Flyers.


For what its worth I think the bandwagon fans seen here are generally a sign (and a good one I suppose depending upon whether or not you are financially impacted by their being here) that this site has become HUGE in and of itself. I think the bandwagon fans are enjoying being in the "in" group. Kinda like high school I guess... That's what happens when you have all those awesome Charlie Do It signs at the Igloo

And passing out chattering teeth at next Flyers game here is something I will sign on for as well. Just find a cheap supplier and I bet we are all in for this one.
 
 
#35 dying alive 2009-10-27 10:43
Quoting akus:
And for Dying Alive, the youtube is of Colton Orr and George Parros fighting in last nights game.

One of the linesman goes in to break up the fight and Orr pushes him away with one hand as he is beating on Parros with the other.
The linesman falls to the ice after the push.


I was watching that game last night. Hilarious stuff.
 
 
#36 L.C. 2009-10-27 10:48
Dear Mr. Cooley,

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin'
Join the human race
How in the world you gonna see
Laughin' at fools like me
Who in the hell d'you think you are
A super star
Well, right you are

*Bolded for emphasis. There is only one Superstar. And his name sure as hell isn't Chris Cooley.
 
 
#37 lefty58 2009-10-27 11:07
Dude, that Charlie pumpkin is sick. Wish I had the time and energy to attempt that. Mine would end up looking like puke.
 
 
#38 butterflyprophet 2009-10-27 11:12
Quoting runtymom:
Quoting dying alive:
Though I won't lie, I could get behind someone passing out sets of those chattery teeth the next time the Pens play the Flyers.

And passing out chattering teeth at next Flyers game here is something I will sign on for as well. Just find a cheap supplier and I bet we are all in for this one.


I should be studying, but who needs to know Federal Tax law anyway? Future CPAs? Baaah. That's what the fools at H&R Block are for.

Here's one site that'll discount in bulk.
I really do think everyone would go in for this.
www.gagworks.com/.../

EDIT: (ftw!)I found the original site I was looking for: orientaltrading.com/.../...
They're less than a dollar apiece.
 
 
#39 Electra_Glide 2009-10-27 11:33
Quoting Pen_City:
Ovie lays out "leadership" tonight or vice-versa?

Whats your preference?


telegraph.co.uk/.../...

Maybe now that those Euro wankers over at Cern have their shit together with that Hardon Collider thingamajiggy, they could generate one of those black holes that people are afraid of.

Said black hole could then consume the Verizon Center taking the Caps, Flyers, and their fans into some parallel dimmension where Ovie is forced to play defense, and the Flyers have a real goaltender, and their fans have a clue.

Then again, given the amount of douchebaggery that would be consumed in such an event, the black hole is likely to just spit it all back out.

Physics FTW!!!
 
 
#40 PensFan2166 2009-10-27 11:38
Quoting Electra_Glide:
telegraph.co.uk/.../...

Maybe now that those Euro wankers over at Cern have their shit together with that Hardon Collider thingamajiggy, they could generate one of those black holes that people are afraid of.

Said black hole could then consume the Verizon Center taking the Caps, Flyers, and their fans into some parallel dimmension where Ovie is forced to play defense, and the Flyers have a real goaltender, and their fans have a clue.

Then again, given the amount of douchebaggery that would be consumed in such an event, the black hole is likely to just spit it all back out.

Physics FTW!!!

Stephen Hawking just shat his pants over your understanding of physics...not because it is wrong, but there's nothing else he can do to express his satisfaction.
 
 
#41 Sweet Trav 412 2009-10-27 11:50
The LHC is the greatest thing to happen to nerds since E=MC^2
 
 
#42 Sakic19 2009-10-27 11:53
A dream would be for ovechkin to run leadership, forcing him out of the game...then the clown would take offense and literally bite off ovechkin left arm...then fat ted and equally fat bruce would jump to the ice and show the clown how you really de-bone a chicken and tear him apart piece by piece...as this happens, emery decides he cant take a lack of drama anyomore and pulls out a 9mm he has continually hidden in his over-sized pads and begins to shoot wildly into the air...ovechkin sees this and tries to elbow emery with his right arm, but instead hits backstrom, who wasnt keeping his head up and instead was busy watching little debby briere and semen giving each other a rimjob on the ice somehow confusing it for a public rest area...

like I said, just a dream
 
 
#43 PensFan2166 2009-10-27 12:00
Quoting Sakic19:
A dream would be for ovechkin to run leadership, forcing him out of the game...then the clown would take offense and literally bite off ovechkin left arm...then fat ted and equally fat bruce would jump to the ice and show the clown how you really de-bone a chicken and tear him apart piece by piece...as this happens, emery decides he cant take a lack of drama anyomore and pulls out a 9mm he has continually hidden in his over-sized pads and begins to shoot wildly into the air...ovechkin sees this and tries to elbow emery with his right arm, but instead hits backstrom, who wasnt keeping his head up and instead was busy watching little debby briere and semen giving each other a rimjob on the ice somehow confusing it for a public rest area...

like I said, just a dream


Yanni dares you to dream, my friend. He dares you.
 
 
#44 Bing and Score 2009-10-27 12:15
Quoting dying alive:
The thing about Chris Cooley is that just like all of the other Caps bandwagoners who show up to their electric light shows and hand out pacifiers, he jumped on the "zomg Sidney Crysby is a crybaby" bandwagon headfirst. The irony is that they stole their material from Flyers fans - who got it from their former coach Ken Hitchcock - who was pissed that an 18 year old kid was regularly dismantling his team and had nothing else to do about it other than have a tantrum and call names.

All of this took place, of course, before most of the Caps "fans" infesting the Verizon Center and the interwebs even knew that hockey existed. So if Sid ever was a "whiner" - and while he did yap a bit at times, the reputation was unfairly given to him by Kenny after he had his teeth knocked out by a knuckle dragger who couldn't keep up with him - it's likely that they weren't around to witness it. All Sid does now is speak to the refs that way a Captain is supposed to and conduct his business professionally. Oh, and win Stanley Cups.

The vast majority of Caps "fans" couldn't name the guy who knocked his teeth out and solidified his reputation as a whiner if their lives depended on it. They just content themselves with being clever enough to spend hundreds of dollars on pacifiers to taunt the guy who scores the shootout winning goal to send them all home and regurgitating the same tired cliches about him being a whiner and a diver with no evidence to back their claims (seriously, has ANYONE ever seen a youtube produced validating them?). Meanwhile, Sid just keeps on winning.

Oh and by the way, the game where he proved what a whiner he was? He went to the bench, got his broken face taken care of by the trainer, and went back out and scored the game winning goal. He's continued to torch the Flyers nearly every time he's played them since, racking up point after point. So by all means, keep poking the bear.

And that is way, way more of a rant than intended but I'm sick and I'm crabby and I'm bored at work.


Well played, dying alive. And far more insightful than anything I can generate while bored at work.
 
 
#45 Sakic19 2009-10-27 12:16
@pensfan2166

The extreme light of Yanni awesomeness eclipses the darkness and douchebagery of a craps/cryers game...

Did I miss something or when Cooley was being carted off the field was he sporting a giant yellow afro? If I am right, is it just something about D.C. that makes people have bad hair, does every jackass athlete there look that bad? Was it Cooley borrowing style tips from Mike "i'm a backforward" Grenn, or vice versa?
 
 
#46 Rage 2009-10-27 12:17
Quote:
Stephen Hawking just shat his pants over your understanding of physics...not because it is wrong, but there's nothing else he can do to express his satisfaction.


Awesomeness

Quote:
The LHC is the greatest thing to happen to nerds since E=MC^2


I am no nerd, sir. I AM into recreational physics, however...and hockey

LHC>God

Just sayin'
 
 
#47 Sakic19 2009-10-27 12:17
No matter who wins tonight craps/cryers game...I'm willing to bet the Bing scores at least two goals...wooooooooo
 
 
#48 Melv66CMU 2009-10-27 12:18
Quoting Electra_Glide:
Maybe now that those Euro wankers over at Cern have their shit together with that Hardon Collider thingamajiggy, they could generate one of those black holes that people are afraid of.


You know, Charlie's been experimenting with a Hard-on Collider for quite some time. I actually heard Chris Cooley was helping him...
 
 
#49 PensFan2166 2009-10-27 12:28
@Rage - my posts seem to be living up to your standards today. I'll just keep commenting on those quadriplegia and debilitating CNS disorders.

Though I should be careful with what I say/write about Stephen Hawking. That dude has had Lou Gehrig's Disease for over 3 decades and still hasn't died. In the event of nuclear holocaust, Hawking will outlive even the cockroaches.
 
 
#50 Electra_Glide 2009-10-27 12:32
Quoting Sakic19:
like I said, just a dream


If you're gonna' dream, dream big my friend.

Also, these days I'm pretty sure that Stephen Hawking spontaneously shits his pants for no particular reason.

Just sayin'

Woooooooooooooo oooooo!!!!!!!!
 
 
#51 PensFan2166 2009-10-27 12:40
Quoting Electra_Glide:
Also, these days I'm pretty sure that Stephen Hawking spontaneously shits his pants for no particular reason.

 
 
#52 Electra_Glide 2009-10-27 12:40
Quoting Melv66CMU:
You know, Charlie's been experimenting with a Hard-on Collider for quite some time. I actually heard Chris Cooley was helping him...


Kudos to you sir/madam for noticing my unintentional typing error. However, now that I see it followed up with a solid Charlie reference, I cannot bring myself to go back and invoke the edit button to correct it.

My proofreading skills are soff...
 
 
#53 Electra_Glide 2009-10-27 12:43
Quoting PensFan2166:
Though I should be careful with what I say/write about Stephen Hawking.


C-blog knows no limits when it comes to jobbing.
 
 
#54 Whistler 2009-10-27 12:47
Quoting Matt Eager:
To be fair, Cooley has no idea what the playoffs are.


Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner.
 
 
#55 The Skating Penguin 2009-10-27 12:47
Quoting PensFan2166:
Cooley also has Hartnell-ish hair. That right there is reason enough to hate.




"..... I'll have an order of Letang-fingers, and a Diet Tab, to-go....."
 
 
#56 dying alive 2009-10-27 12:47
More honors for Sid:

ctvolympics.ca/.../...

If only he were good at hockey, imagine how much more he could do.
 
 
#57 Nulpher-BANNED- 2009-10-27 12:49
Quoting Pen_City:
Ovie lays out "leadership" tonight or vice-versa?

Whats your preference?



Verizon Center implodes.
 
 
#58 Whistler 2009-10-27 12:53
In a battle between Ovie and Leadership, I choose Al Queda. Let them blow up the Verizon Center. The innocent bystanders who give up their lives are probably better off dead since they're a bunch of whiney Caps fans.

Bob Barker asked people to help control the pet population by spaying and neutering your pets. This would have the same effect.
 
 
#59 TakeTwo 2009-10-27 13:02
Quoting runtymom:
being in the "in" group. Kinda like high school I guess...


I need to get me a Pensblog-only jacket.
 
 
#60 PensFan2166 2009-10-27 13:04
Quoting TakeTwo:
Quoting runtymom:
being in the "in" group. Kinda like high school I guess...


I need to get me a Pensblog-only jacket.

 
 
#61 TakeTwo 2009-10-27 13:10
Pa. woman charged with offering sex for WS tickets: philly.com/.../...

I hear she was willing to play ... hardball.

Woooo! Dipshit Philadelphians.
 
 
#62 steelspider 2009-10-27 13:11
Quoting Sakic19:
@pensfan2166

The extreme light of Yanni awesomeness eclipses the darkness and douchebagery of a craps/cryers game...

Did I miss something or when Cooley was being carted off the field was he sporting a giant yellow afro? If I am right, is it just something about D.C. that makes people have bad hair, does every jackass athlete there look that bad? Was it Cooley borrowing style tips from Mike "i'm a backforward" Grenn, or vice versa?
Cooley & the other " tight end " dyed their hair platinum blond because of MNF.National tv. If you can't make any s atleast its something to have people talk about on Tues morning! If you look @ the play his ankle snaps as he cuts left w/ no one around. Just like ov with " Yellow laces ". "look at me, I'm soo preety, so seeexy".Cooley/ov are attention Mo's,but breaking your OWN ankle for site traffic " defies ordinary "!
 
 
#63 akus 2009-10-27 13:11
NHL Live. I liked it the way it was when i watched it Friday,one shot of the person/persons talking.
Now that shot is minimized in the center of the screen, PLUS info such as the scores of previous games,the upcoming games,league leaders,NHL news from NHL.com.
Get all that shit off the screen and Keith Jones that means YOU.
It is no surprise that Jonesy said he missed the hit on Booth, because he(Jones) was following the puck or perhaps the ex Flyer was reading his book,"Jonesy: Put Your Head Down and Skate"
 
 
#64 PensFan2166 2009-10-27 13:18
Quoting steelspider:
breaking your OWN ankle for site traffic " defies ordinary "!

His ankle bones are soff
 
 
#65 revoWOOOtion 2009-10-27 13:25
for as big of a tool as cooley is, we have to remember something:

the most prolific tool shed of a human resides on the pittsburgh steelers sidelines in the likes of jeff reed, who's toolness knows no bounds. fighting stance!



now, see here boys, feel free to photshop away!
 
 
#66 dying alive 2009-10-27 13:29
Quoting steelspider:
Cooley & the other " tight end " dyed their hair platinum blond because of MNF.


Jeff Reed = stunned.
 
 
#67 24SesameStreet 2009-10-27 13:37
Quoting dying alive:
More honors for Sid:

ctvolympics.ca/.../...

If only he were good at hockey, imagine how much more he could do.


I read this too. How awesome.
 
 
#68 Matt Eager 2009-10-27 13:44
Thanks to Raybin:

2.bp.blogspot.com/.../cooley_p1.JPG

3.bp.blogspot.com/.../cooley_p2.JPG

2.bp.blogspot.com/.../cooley_p3.JPG

Now THAT is jobbing.
 
 
#69 I Have Kasparaitis 2009-10-27 13:47
Quoting revoWOOOtion:
for as big of a tool as cooley is, we have to remember something:

the most prolific tool shed of a human resides on the pittsburgh steelers sidelines in the likes of jeff reed, who's toolness knows no bounds. fighting stance!


But Jeff Reed is a tool that has won the Super Bowl twice ... so regardless of how big of a tool he may be, he doesn't talk shit in areas he shouldn't.

2 SB rings >>>>>>>>>>>> shitty blog made by brother
 
 
#70 Little Artie 2009-10-27 13:50
Quote:
When the Flyers play the host Washington Capitals Tuesday, veteran left winger Simon Gagne is not expected to be in the lineup.

Gagne missed practice Monday because of lower-body discomfort. He had an ultrasound _ results will be available Tuesday, the Flyers said _ to figure out why he has been having pain.


Well that just adds more drama to the Flyers' locker room, like who's the father?
 
 
#71 TK licks his stick 2009-10-27 13:54
Quoting The Skating Penguin:
Quoting PensFan2166:
Cooley also has Hartnell-ish hair. That right there is reason enough to hate.




"..... I'll have an order of Letang-fingers, and a Diet Tab, to-go....."


Did anyone notice that cooley has his coller 'popped' under his jersey. What a joke.
 
 
#72 PensFan2166 2009-10-27 13:57
Quoting Matt Eager:
Thanks to Raybin:

2.bp.blogspot.com/.../cooley_p1.JPG

3.bp.blogspot.com/.../cooley_p2.JPG

2.bp.blogspot.com/.../cooley_p3.JPG

Now THAT is jobbing.

To Raybin, the king of Wiki-jobbing!


Quoting TK licks his stick:
Did anyone notice that cooley has his coller 'popped' under his jersey. What a joke.

See comment #9 from Rage
 
 
#73 GinoBangsYourMum 2009-10-27 14:11
Quoting PensFan2166:
Quoting Electra_Glide:
Also, these days I'm pretty sure that Stephen Hawking spontaneously shits his pants for no particular reason.





Flyers vs. Caps puke show is stronger than hawking radiation?

Me = Stunned.
 
 
#74 Gary Rissling 2009-10-27 14:49
Quoting PensFan2166:
Cooley also has Hartnell-ish hair. That right there is reason enough to hate.


I actually saw him before coming out onto the field last night and I laughed so hard at him. He's got it cut short, but dyed it Jeff Reed platinum blond! Looked totally ridiculous! I tried to find a pic of it but failed.
 
 
#75 pghbomtek 2009-10-27 15:44
Side comment: I have been reading this site religiously for a couple years now. I don't go the whole way back to geocities or anything... just blogspot. I don't feel the need to comment much. Someone usually says exactly what I am thinking, and not only comments before me, but is better at pumpkin carving and photo-shopping. However, I find it absolutely fucking astonishing that this many people have as little to do at work as I do. kudos to you all.
 
 
#76 Ileyr 2009-10-27 16:16
Sorry to go off on a tangent but perhaps someone can answer a question for me. In the handful of times I've read that POS PuckDaddy's blog he's been all over Sid. WTF's his problem? His caps thong riding to high?
 
 
#77 Citizen Candyland 2009-10-27 16:17
I love how the day they're running news articles on this collar-popping tool breaking his ankle, they're also announcing that Crosby will be carrying the Olympic torch. Classic. Suck it, Washington.

Maybe Sid can give Cooley an autographed copy of the Stanley Cup DVD to watch in his spare time while he's recovering.
 
 
#78 OMGitsJen 2009-10-27 17:16
Quote:
Chris Cooley

I wish I had a penis just so I could tea bag that fucker.
 

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