A cop in Dearborn, Michigan stole some marijuana.
Then he called 911.
Sure it's from 2007, but whatev.
Some news headlines after the jump.
Russell Crowe VS. A Pittsburgh Fire Truck
Sergei Gonchar wants to retire a Penguin
The new Consol Energy Center will have new zambonis
Pavel Datsyuk isn't playing tonight
Todd McFarlane is releasing a new NHL Legends series featuring Wayne Gretzky, Terry Sawchuk, Terry O'Reilly, Theo Fleury, Tim Horton and Mario Lemieux.
There are more pics on the Spawn website.