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Tuesday, 09 March 2010 10:50 pm
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One thing we like more than anything is hate mail.
We haven't got anything worth posting in a while.
Until over the weekend. An old friend came calling.
The Hindenburg you see above is the the beloved former national anthem singer of the Philadelphia Flyers.
Back in the '70s, Smith would sing "God Bless America" and then salute the crowd by eating a hamburger in one bite. She was like 82-0 or something as an anthem singer.
To sum it up, she was the equivalent of the way we feel about Jeff Jimmerson.
So, of course we've taken many shots at Kate Smith over the years.
And one guy in particular continues to be really upset about it.
His name is Fred Benson, and he went as far as to e-mail the head of Bloguin to complain about it last year. He has laid low, until all of a sudden:
Good times. WOW.
Go Pens.
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#2
2010-03-09 23:32
Was Kate Smith's fat ass blocking his view? She hasn't been jobbed lately to my knowledge.
#4
2010-03-09 23:36
To change a great quote "Kate Smith and Pelle Lindburgh died because Mike Richards lead them into the light"...
fuck the flyers wooooooooooooo
fuck the flyers wooooooooooooo
#5
2010-03-09 23:39
I'm pretty sure the terrorist is the one that refuses to sing the real national anthem.
#6
2010-03-09 23:40
I guess the jackass didnt see the brooks orpik photo...this site is american through and through. This guy is ignorant as shit.
#7
2010-03-09 23:41
Fred Benson is an asstastic dickhole. I will write his name on a roll of charmin and wipe him all over my shit pipe.
#8
2010-03-09 23:42
Line Combos
Kunitz-Crosby-Guerin
Marx-Malkin-Fedotenko
Cooke-Staalin-Kennedy
Ayers-Wright-Castro
bin Laden-Ahmedinejad
Khomeni-Orpik
Gonchar-Hamas
Jong Il
MAF
Kunitz-Crosby-Guerin
Marx-Malkin-Fedotenko
Cooke-Staalin-Kennedy
Ayers-Wright-Castro
bin Laden-Ahmedinejad
Khomeni-Orpik
Gonchar-Hamas
Jong Il
MAF
#9
2010-03-09 23:43
What exactly did Karl Marx do? He was just a fucking philosopher. It'd be like hating Adam fucking Smith or John Locke.
#10
2010-03-09 23:44
Quoting The_Goon_Blogge r:
What exactly did Karl Marx do? He was just a fucking philosopher. It'd be like hating Adam fucking Smith or John Locke.
#11
2010-03-09 23:48
My favorite part of that email was the invitation to deface Kate Smith's wikipedia page. At least I assume that's what he was getting at.
#12
2010-03-09 23:49
"I hope you do not ever make fun of the Pelle Lindbergh tragedy."
Sounds like an invitation to me...
Sounds like an invitation to me...
#13
2010-03-09 23:51
Whoa! That is ossum, made my day
On a side note, one thing I was thinking, a cool nhl10 or whatever game mode would be you play a 15 game season or whatever, and each game you play with the roster of a Penguins team from a different year. In sequential order, arranging lineups from each era of hockey history, until the end of the season, in playoff form, nears the current season's roster.
I am thinking in mind's upper atmosphere of recent
On a side note, one thing I was thinking, a cool nhl10 or whatever game mode would be you play a 15 game season or whatever, and each game you play with the roster of a Penguins team from a different year. In sequential order, arranging lineups from each era of hockey history, until the end of the season, in playoff form, nears the current season's roster.
I am thinking in mind's upper atmosphere of recent
#14
2010-03-09 23:57
Quoting pensfan:
Fred Benson is still upset that his beloved Phlyers have been eliminated 2 years straight, by a team with a captain he thinks is named 'Cindy'
Fred, this 'Shhhh' is for you & your bruised mangina
Choke on your cheese-steak, Scuzzadelphian!
Was Kate Smith's fat ass blocking his view? She hasn't been jobbed lately to my knowledge.
Fred Benson is still upset that his beloved Phlyers have been eliminated 2 years straight, by a team with a captain he thinks is named 'Cindy'
Fred, this 'Shhhh' is for you & your bruised mangina
Choke on your cheese-steak, Scuzzadelphian!
#15
2010-03-10 00:05
That, my man, is a HUGE bitch. Also, Fred Benson's misuse of the plural form of "make" makes me want to poke my eyes out with Kate Smith's dick.
#16
2010-03-10 00:08
So I go and check out her wikipedia page, and apparently she was comfortable with being a blob and the Flyers fan acknowledged the same:
Kate's broad figure made her an occasional object of derision from fellow performers and managers; however, in her later career, some Philadelphia Flyers hockey fans (see Kate Smith statue below) lovingly said about her performances before games, "it ain't BEGUN 'til the fat lady sings!" Smith, who weighed 235 pounds at the age of 30[1] was unfazed, and titled her 1938 autobiography Living in a Great Big Way. She credited Ted Collins, who also gave her the break into the radio business, with helping her overcome her self-consciousness, writing, "Ted Collins was the first man who regarded me as a singer, and didn't even seem to notice that I was a big girl,"[2] She noted, "I'm big, and I sing, and boy, when I sing, I sing all over!"
Apparently she was known for singing a racist song also:Quote:
Sometimes I sing the national anthem at sporting events so I guess that makes me a patriot too!
I would love to see a Kate Smith photoshop contest if one hasn't already been done!
Kate's broad figure made her an occasional object of derision from fellow performers and managers; however, in her later career, some Philadelphia Flyers hockey fans (see Kate Smith statue below) lovingly said about her performances before games, "it ain't BEGUN 'til the fat lady sings!" Smith, who weighed 235 pounds at the age of 30[1] was unfazed, and titled her 1938 autobiography Living in a Great Big Way. She credited Ted Collins, who also gave her the break into the radio business, with helping her overcome her self-consciousness, writing, "Ted Collins was the first man who regarded me as a singer, and didn't even seem to notice that I was a big girl,"[2] She noted, "I'm big, and I sing, and boy, when I sing, I sing all over!"
Apparently she was known for singing a racist song also:Quote:
Her musical career began in earnest when she was discovered by Columbia Records vice president Ted Collins in 1930, who became her longtime partner and manager and who put her on the radio in 1931. She sang the controversial top twenty song of 1931, "That's Why Darkies Were Born".
Sometimes I sing the national anthem at sporting events so I guess that makes me a patriot too!
I would love to see a Kate Smith photoshop contest if one hasn't already been done!
#17
2010-03-10 00:08
Say what you want about bin laden but he puts butts in the seats
If anyone can pull that trade of it would be Shero
Bin Laden for a bag of fancy rocks + second round pick
DO IT
GO PENS!!!!
If anyone can pull that trade of it would be Shero
Bin Laden for a bag of fancy rocks + second round pick
DO IT
GO PENS!!!!
#18
2010-03-10 00:09
If you hate Kate Smith, then the terrorists win. Because, of course, it seems that she single-handedly kept America's fast food industry afloat. And fast food, my friends, is as American as it gets.
#19
2010-03-10 00:11
Quoting pensfan:
Finally! A scoring winger for Malkin!! Not sure about bin Laden on the 1st line D though; he's been a little uninspired this season.
Line Combos
Kunitz-Crosby-Guerin
Marx-Malkin-Fedotenko
Cooke-Staalin-Kennedy
Ayers-Wright-Castro
bin Laden-Ahmedinejad
Khomeni-Orpik
Gonchar-Hamas
Jong Il
MAF
Finally! A scoring winger for Malkin!! Not sure about bin Laden on the 1st line D though; he's been a little uninspired this season.
#20
2010-03-10 00:14
Quoting pensfan:
The Smoke Monster says "suck it."
Quoting The_Goon_Blogge r:What exactly did Karl Marx do? He was just a fucking philosopher. It'd be like hating Adam fucking Smith or John Locke.
The Smoke Monster says "suck it."
#22
2010-03-10 00:17
Quoting pensfan:
This had me laughing so hard I was crying. Either I've been up too long (a definite possibility) or I find the weirdest things amusing...
Line Combos
Kunitz-Crosby-Guerin
Marx-Malkin-Fedotenko
Cooke-Staalin-Kennedy
Ayers-Wright-Castro
bin Laden-Ahmedinejad
Khomeni-Orpik
Gonchar-Hamas
Jong Il
MAF
This had me laughing so hard I was crying. Either I've been up too long (a definite possibility) or I find the weirdest things amusing...
#23
2010-03-10 00:17
What do Pelle Lindbergh and Charles Lindbergh have in common?
They're both dead Flyers.
They're both dead Flyers.
#24
2010-03-10 00:17
Quoting Chewy:
Actually I think he's perfect. He fits the role: you don't even see him until he does something big. Woooooo
I hear the Sacco-Vanzetti D pairing are looking for a package deal in the off-season as well.
Finally! A scoring winger for Malkin!! Not sure about bin Laden on the 1st line D though; he's been a little uninspired this season.
Actually I think he's perfect. He fits the role: you don't even see him until he does something big. Woooooo
I hear the Sacco-Vanzetti D pairing are looking for a package deal in the off-season as well.
#25
2010-03-10 00:19
Somebody just typed terrorists and communists into the search engine. I wonder if this tool even realizes Hamas isn't a person and is an organization. Probably not seeing as e listed it as a player. Maybe somebody should pick up a newspaper and stop watching FOX, no?
And don't mess with Ahmedinijad---as soon as he develops and enriches it his slapshot is going to be amazing, and the world will fear and respect his shot.
And don't mess with Ahmedinijad---as soon as he develops and enriches it his slapshot is going to be amazing, and the world will fear and respect his shot.
#27
2010-03-10 00:20
Quoting Only the Loney:
Boom!
What do Pelle Lindbergh and Charles Lindbergh have in common?
They're both dead Flyers.
Boom!
#29
2010-03-10 00:25
Kate "I ate too much jelly bread" Smith is the Joel Kwiatkowski of anthem singers.
#30
2010-03-10 00:29
No way that guy is real. If he is, then God bless America.
And no way Shero picks up Castro's contract when Idi Amin is still available. That guy knows nothing about hockey.
And no way Shero picks up Castro's contract when Idi Amin is still available. That guy knows nothing about hockey.
#31
2010-03-10 00:33
Flyers fans obviously don't have much more respect for her either. The photo on her Wiki page looks like Dom Deluise in a wig.
Come to think of it, were those two ever seen in the same place at the same time?
Come to think of it, were those two ever seen in the same place at the same time?
#32
2010-03-10 00:50
So me and my buddy are watching the Sens/Oilers game, Sens are on the PP.
"And the Oilers have Whitney back on the PK."
"Whitney's PKing!?!?!"
*GOAL*
Par for the course, Whit.
"And the Oilers have Whitney back on the PK."
"Whitney's PKing!?!?!"
*GOAL*
Par for the course, Whit.
#33
2010-03-10 00:51
The best part of his "players to add" would have to be Hamas. That's not even a person. It's a political organization. God bless Philly fans for their entertainment value!
#34
2010-03-10 00:53
Quoting Quadslutter:
It's actually 3 brothers who are known for being reckless:
The best part of his "players to add" would have to be Hamas. That's not even a person. It's a political organization. God bless Philly fans or their entertainment value!
It's actually 3 brothers who are known for being reckless:
#36
2010-03-10 01:14
How ironic that Mr. Proud-to-be-an-American isn't a believer in freedom of speech.
Kate Smith photoshop expo, anyone?
Kate Smith photoshop expo, anyone?
#37
2010-03-10 01:16
Man that guys email made my week, what a joke.
Stalin's mustache > Stalin. Just sayin'.
Stalin's mustache > Stalin. Just sayin'.
#38
2010-03-10 01:20
just edited the wiki
Kate Smith, who never married, presumably because she was so fat, died of diabetes (also, presumably due to extreme obesity) in 1986 in Raleigh, North Carolina, several years after converting to Roman Catholicism. Her remains are interred in a private mausoleum at Saint Agnes Cemetery in Lake Placid, Essex County, New York. In 1999, she was inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame.
Kate Smith, who never married, presumably because she was so fat, died of diabetes (also, presumably due to extreme obesity) in 1986 in Raleigh, North Carolina, several years after converting to Roman Catholicism. Her remains are interred in a private mausoleum at Saint Agnes Cemetery in Lake Placid, Essex County, New York. In 1999, she was inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame.
#40
2010-03-10 01:28
Hate mail like that makes me want to go all Osama on his ass and bomb his house or something. Maybe murder his wife and children too
#41
2010-03-10 01:32
Pffffst!!! What an idiot!!!
None of the players he mentioned are even free agents!!
Trade deadline has come and gone moron!
(P.S. We'd have to give up Sid AND Geno for Osama. Not worth it imho)
None of the players he mentioned are even free agents!!
Trade deadline has come and gone moron!
(P.S. We'd have to give up Sid AND Geno for Osama. Not worth it imho)
#42
2010-03-10 01:38
Pelle Lindbergh was drunk and drove his Porshe into a wall, no? That's not tragic. That's just stupid.
#43
2010-03-10 01:42
According to Wikipedia (which is never wrong), Kate Smith died in 1986. I'll just assume it was from sort of turkey or ham hock lodged in her throat.
Regardless, how prescient of her to become patriotic and sing "God Bless America" to defeat the terrorists years before they actually started BEING terrorists.
In fact, I'm PRETTY SURE Pudgy McPudgerton was singing this song right around the time Reagan was funding those fucks to fight the Russians in Afghanistan.
So, by this logic, the man whose trickle down shitty economics yet foresight to force the Russians to self implode due to rampant military spending is a super terrorist while the woman single handedly responsible for putting Old Country Buffet on the map is Philadelphia's gift to freedom?!
Someone send me a Flyer's jersey. If this is the best those fans have to offer, I could be running that damn town by the end of the month.
Regardless, how prescient of her to become patriotic and sing "God Bless America" to defeat the terrorists years before they actually started BEING terrorists.
In fact, I'm PRETTY SURE Pudgy McPudgerton was singing this song right around the time Reagan was funding those fucks to fight the Russians in Afghanistan.
So, by this logic, the man whose trickle down shitty economics yet foresight to force the Russians to self implode due to rampant military spending is a super terrorist while the woman single handedly responsible for putting Old Country Buffet on the map is Philadelphia's gift to freedom?!
Someone send me a Flyer's jersey. If this is the best those fans have to offer, I could be running that damn town by the end of the month.
#44
2010-03-10 01:43
Quoting Dalliquippa:
Begs to differ.
Pelle Lindbergh was drunk and drove his Porshe into a wall, no? That's not tragic. That's just stupid.
Begs to differ.
#45
2010-03-10 01:47
See, if they would've put her in net, we wouldn't have scored all those goals after Talbot's fight. Even better, if she would've sat on Max, no "Shhhhhh." Bad management from the Flyers overall.
And if we're picking up terrorists, we might as well pick up Joshua Foss. Man already knows his way around the Igloo/
If that face doesn't say second-line winger, I might just blow you up.
And if we're picking up terrorists, we might as well pick up Joshua Foss. Man already knows his way around the Igloo/
If that face doesn't say second-line winger, I might just blow you up.
#48
2010-03-10 01:50
@Chikka: Heatley's always-dilated left eye creeps me out.
RIP Dan Snyder. That was tragic.
RIP Dan Snyder. That was tragic.
#49
2010-03-10 02:07
When I read things like this I don't know whether to laugh uncontrollably or bang my head against the wall at the sheer stupidity.
#52
2010-03-10 02:16
I wasn't aware that there were any Americans that play for the Flyers. Really, there might be a couple, but to champion one country's national pride whilst rooting for a bunch of foreigners is somewhat contradictory, don't you think?
And as for the proposed line combinations, I'm all for an all commie line! Those dudes know how to play hockey! And just because they don't have ice in most terrorist countries doesn't mean they can't skate. I'll bet Osama is wicked in the corners.
And as for the proposed line combinations, I'm all for an all commie line! Those dudes know how to play hockey! And just because they don't have ice in most terrorist countries doesn't mean they can't skate. I'll bet Osama is wicked in the corners.
#53
2010-03-10 02:40
We haven't had a flame war with the Flyers in a while. Good to see the fight's still alive somewhere. The Khomeini-Orpik pairing would declare jihad on the Atlantic. Watch your ass, Kovalchuk.
#54
2010-03-10 03:12
Dammit... no nazi's mentioned? Well, there goes invoking Godwin's Law in a reply.
#55
2010-03-10 03:13
Quoting IrishHammer:
No, Khomeini was more a "fatwa"-type defensemen, not a "jihad"-type defenseman.
We haven't had a flame war with the Flyers in a while. Good to see the fight's still alive somewhere. The Khomeini-Orpik pairing would declare jihad on the Atlantic. Watch your ass, Kovalchuk.
No, Khomeini was more a "fatwa"-type defensemen, not a "jihad"-type defenseman.
#56
2010-03-10 03:13
Quoting Nulpher:
Hitler.
Boom.
Dammit... no nazi's mentioned? Well, there goes invoking Godwin's Law in a reply.
Hitler.
Boom.
#57
2010-03-10 03:26
President, I stand corrected. I'm only going off of what some of my friends have told me about the Middle Eastern conference. Call me old-fashioned, but I typically stick to the Eastern and Western conferences. Goddamn expansion ruins everything. I think a few of Saddam's kids play for the Baghdad Burners in the MEC, and they did win the Prince of Persia trophy before falling to the Dubai Bedouins in a first round upset. Maybe we could see if they're interested in taking less money and playing for a contender? Make the call, Shero.
#58
2010-03-10 03:28
This guy needs to hit up Thesaurus.com and find some synonyms for the word ridicule, reading it over 9000 times really annoyed me. Also I love how he referenced 911. He is like Lois Griffin from the one episode of Family Guy when she ran for mayor. I do not consider Jaba the Hut a Patriot for signing a song that is not out national anthem. The only thing I would consider her for would be the hotdog eating contest that those asians keep winning. I think he also went to wikipedia and searched for evil people and posted them as free agents for us. What a douche...
#59
2010-03-10 03:32
are you sure pelle lindbergh wasn't stabbed to death in a parking lot by flyers fans after a devils game?
#60
2010-03-10 05:06
If you like Philly then you are probably a terrorist. I just sang god bless america to myself. No one can hate me. Done.
#61
2010-03-10 05:15
Quoting pensfan:
dude, could you imagine stalin on malkin's wing? they would RULE! geno & joey, oh yeah. or maybe stalin & fedotenko so that stalin can send the tenks rollin' in...
Line Combos
dude, could you imagine stalin on malkin's wing? they would RULE! geno & joey, oh yeah. or maybe stalin & fedotenko so that stalin can send the tenks rollin' in...
#66
2010-03-10 08:09
You guys make me sick
Obviously you know nothing about hockey if you want to put Kohmeni on D with Freedom Candy and sit Muammar al-Gaddafi and his infamous line of death in the pressbox
I ? GMRS's drafting ability if he didn't take Wilhelm Gehring in the late 1st round
Come on Ray get it together
And Fatty singing from beyond the grave after 9-11
I know Jimmerson is the shit but until he does that Kate Smith > Jimmerson in every measurable way
Kate Smith recently killed one of her trainers in FL Just sayin'
Any of the evil-doers Benson named including the dead ones would be a better signing than the Pronger deal
Obviously you know nothing about hockey if you want to put Kohmeni on D with Freedom Candy and sit Muammar al-Gaddafi and his infamous line of death in the pressbox
I ? GMRS's drafting ability if he didn't take Wilhelm Gehring in the late 1st round
Come on Ray get it together
And Fatty singing from beyond the grave after 9-11
I know Jimmerson is the shit but until he does that Kate Smith > Jimmerson in every measurable way
Kate Smith recently killed one of her trainers in FL Just sayin'
Any of the evil-doers Benson named including the dead ones would be a better signing than the Pronger deal
#67
2010-03-10 08:11
Any relation to Anna Benson? I wouldnt mind seeing her pop up randomly in cblog 
#68
2010-03-10 08:17
If we sign Hamas, better keep Staal and Adams for the PK, because we'll be racking up the "too many men" penalties.
#69
2010-03-10 08:19
If Gonchar is paired with Hamas, that opens the door for a huge spike in too many men penalties. We'd never hear the end of it from Edzo. I say Shero should spend some money and go after Goebbels; he's a highly underrated defender - think Rob Scuderi with a more physical edge.
[EDIT] magnaat beat me to the punch with the too many men joke, but Charlie's okay with it.
[EDIT] magnaat beat me to the punch with the too many men joke, but Charlie's okay with it.
#70
2010-03-10 08:24
Fred is one of those old guys that lives only to write letters to the editor of whatever newspaper he reads daily to express his outrage at America's slipping because they're falling away from the Lord's word(progress)a nd that "His vengeful wrath" is being visited upon "us", oh, and because our President is a terrorist darkie, of course.
#71
2010-03-10 08:25
Kim Jong-Il is past his prime and would do nothing to help our top 6.
Osama Bin Laden has health problems and is unofficially retired, or at least that's the rumor I read from Eklund.
Shero would not waste his time on Fidel Castro. He's been retired for several years.
Jeremiah Wright would be a good agitator. I hear the man can talk a lot, but without a scouting report on him it's hard to say whether I'd want him on the team or not.
The Ayatollah would give Dupuis and Talbot good competition for the biggest playoff beard. But I don't think he'd produce, considering he's been dead for two decades.
Ahmadinejad? Not interested. I hear the guy is a locker room cancer and just an outright asshole in general.
Osama Bin Laden has health problems and is unofficially retired, or at least that's the rumor I read from Eklund.
Shero would not waste his time on Fidel Castro. He's been retired for several years.
Jeremiah Wright would be a good agitator. I hear the man can talk a lot, but without a scouting report on him it's hard to say whether I'd want him on the team or not.
The Ayatollah would give Dupuis and Talbot good competition for the biggest playoff beard. But I don't think he'd produce, considering he's been dead for two decades.
Ahmadinejad? Not interested. I hear the guy is a locker room cancer and just an outright asshole in general.
#72
2010-03-10 08:29
Lindberg tragedy? Really? Anyone who drives a car drunk and then crashes into a wall with other people in it is a douchebag, regardless if he dies or not.
Playing for the Flyers just makes him a bigger douchebag.
Playing for the Flyers just makes him a bigger douchebag.
#73
2010-03-10 08:29
Osama Bin Laden
Joseph Stalin
Karl Marx
William Ayers
Rev. Wright
Fidel Castro
Kim Jong II
Fantasy Draft. My Team. Next season.
Joseph Stalin
Karl Marx
William Ayers
Rev. Wright
Fidel Castro
Kim Jong II
Fantasy Draft. My Team. Next season.
#78
2010-03-10 08:37
Quoting Smitty:
I nominate Seung-Hui Cho (VA Tech shooter)
That guys shoots from everywhere and I think it might curb the yinzers from screaming "SHOOT"
Charles Whitman? Blue line sniper. It's rumored, He's got a rifle of a shot.
I nominate Seung-Hui Cho (VA Tech shooter)
That guys shoots from everywhere and I think it might curb the yinzers from screaming "SHOOT"
#79
2010-03-10 08:39
Quoting Blue Meanie:
she only eats krill
I think Kate Smith ate Crosby's olympic equipment.
she only eats krill
#80
2010-03-10 08:41
Also, because you can nominate groups of people apparently, the Khmer Rouge should play left wing.
#81
2010-03-10 08:46
Hahaha when's the last time Staff even made a Kate Smith joke? Last May?
As for photoshop expo of the fat dead racist, here's my entry:
As for photoshop expo of the fat dead racist, here's my entry:
#82
2010-03-10 08:47
Quoting RicoFataFTW:
Rumor has it that Pol Pot won't waive his NTC unless he can be captain. (e4)
Also, because you can nominate groups of people apparently, the Khmer Rouge should play left wing.
Rumor has it that Pol Pot won't waive his NTC unless he can be captain. (e4)
#83
2010-03-10 08:57
Quoting ChikkaChiChi:
I'm not excusing Heatley for what he did, but at least his BAC was below the legal limit. Lindbergh hit a wall at an elementary school with a .24 BAC.
When you're up in the .2's, you're looking at blackout city, loss of consciousness and possible loss of bodily functions. I'd be willing to bet that his BAC was even slightly higher than the reported .24, considering the first thing they did when they got to the scene was not go for a sample, but was probably trying to save his life.
The most amazing thing about this is that the guy gets an award named after him a decade after the accident. Then again, we are talking about the Flyers. You mean they couldn't find another most improved player aside from a guy who wrecks his Porsche while blacked-out drunk? I don't care about his talent. Fuck his talent. To drive in that state and put others in danger, especially kids, you have to be a special piece of crap.
Besides why waste time on a drunkard like Lindbergh when we can make jokes about Kate Smith
credit: unknown. It's from last year's recap.
bloguinmedia.com/.../game-3.html
If this is your photoshop, take a bow.
Quoting Dalliquippa:Pelle Lindbergh was drunk and drove his Porshe into a wall, no? That's not tragic. That's just stupid.
Begs to differ.
I'm not excusing Heatley for what he did, but at least his BAC was below the legal limit. Lindbergh hit a wall at an elementary school with a .24 BAC.
When you're up in the .2's, you're looking at blackout city, loss of consciousness and possible loss of bodily functions. I'd be willing to bet that his BAC was even slightly higher than the reported .24, considering the first thing they did when they got to the scene was not go for a sample, but was probably trying to save his life.
The most amazing thing about this is that the guy gets an award named after him a decade after the accident. Then again, we are talking about the Flyers. You mean they couldn't find another most improved player aside from a guy who wrecks his Porsche while blacked-out drunk? I don't care about his talent. Fuck his talent. To drive in that state and put others in danger, especially kids, you have to be a special piece of crap.
Besides why waste time on a drunkard like Lindbergh when we can make jokes about Kate Smith
credit: unknown. It's from last year's recap.
bloguinmedia.com/.../game-3.html
If this is your photoshop, take a bow.
#84
2010-03-10 09:09
I usually just lurk in the shadows here, but I found the great irony of a woman arrested for being a terrorist in Philly was just too much to keep to myself. She must have made fun of Fatty Smith in public
cnn.com/.../index.html?eref=igoogle_cnn
cnn.com/.../index.html?eref=igoogle_cnn
#85
2010-03-10 09:21
I wonder why he left out Adolf Hitler? Just universally accepted that nobody would want him as he isn't much of a team player?
#86
2010-03-10 09:27
Quoting Citizen Candyland:
When the goin gets tough, He goes to Hisbunker locker and quits.
I wonder why he left out Adolf Hitler? Just universally accepted that nobody would want him as he isn't much of a team player?
When the goin gets tough, He goes to His
#87
2010-03-10 09:32
Quoting Citizen Candyland:
Hitler won't play without Eva Braun...those 2 are like the Sedin twins.
I wonder why he left out Adolf Hitler? Just universally accepted that nobody would want him as he isn't much of a team player?
Hitler won't play without Eva Braun...those 2 are like the Sedin twins.
#88
2010-03-10 09:35
Quoting Smitty:
... potential to develope into ultimate 'stay-at-home defenseman' ???
Quoting Citizen Candyland:I wonder why he left out Adolf Hitler? Just universally accepted that nobody would want him as he isn't much of a team player?
When the goin gets tough, He goes to Hisbunkerlocker and quits.
... potential to develope into ultimate 'stay-at-home defenseman' ???
#89
2010-03-10 09:37
Quoting pensfan:
You assume Wright is a fourth line grinder/fighter just because he is black!
Racist.
Line Combos
Kunitz-Crosby-Guerin
Marx-Malkin-Fedotenko
Cooke-Staalin-Kennedy
Ayers-Wright-Castro
bin Laden-Ahmedinejad
Khomeni-Orpik
Gonchar-Hamas
Jong Il
MAF
You assume Wright is a fourth line grinder/fighter just because he is black!
Racist.
#90
2010-03-10 10:00
Is this guy real?
I mean it's impossible to sign up the whole HAMAS organization under the cap... too bad the trade deadline is passed.
We will try to sign them as UFA this summer, i promise
I mean it's impossible to sign up the whole HAMAS organization under the cap... too bad the trade deadline is passed.
We will try to sign them as UFA this summer, i promise
#91
2010-03-10 10:03
@LP, I don't think he's suggesting signing all of Hamas. I think he's saying we'd use them as a league for talent. Kind of like how the NHL uses the AHL and ECHL or how they draft from the Q.
I have my doubts about the Hamas talent pool though. I hear they are terrible when shorthanded, none of them have any leadership ability, and I wouldn't put it past any of them to blow themselves up while serving a penalty.
At best, the whole Hamas organization is worth a 7th round pick in 2014.
I have my doubts about the Hamas talent pool though. I hear they are terrible when shorthanded, none of them have any leadership ability, and I wouldn't put it past any of them to blow themselves up while serving a penalty.
At best, the whole Hamas organization is worth a 7th round pick in 2014.
#92
2010-03-10 10:08
@JS
well they have been fighting for years, they can probably hold their ground in a hockey fight... who cares if they have talent, right? Fighting wins games
well they have been fighting for years, they can probably hold their ground in a hockey fight... who cares if they have talent, right? Fighting wins games
#94
2010-03-10 10:12
Quoting Smitty:
wearing White, they could only dress for road games... besides, their horses might screen MAF on shots from the point
If We're talking about goons, how about the kkk?
wearing White, they could only dress for road games... besides, their horses might screen MAF on shots from the point
#95
2010-03-10 10:19
Quoting LP66:
if you're in Philly
@JS
well they have been fighting for years, they can probably hold their ground in a hockey fight... who cares if they have talent, right? Fighting wins games
if you're in Philly
#99
2010-03-10 11:33
what about Richard Reid (the shoe bomber)? He can place explosive in the other teams skates. I'm with Smitty about McVeigh also. We need some home grown talent!
#101
2010-03-10 12:31
Lenin, rather than Marx, would be best on the line with Malkin and Fedotenko. Marx was just a communist, Lenin was a Bolshevik.
#102
2010-03-10 12:56
picking lines is great and all...but what about the infrastructure?
Himmler runs training camp, Masaharu Homma and Yoshitake Kawane are strength and conditioning. Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold will cover shooting drills.
Rommel, Pol Pot, and Giap behind the bench.
i do love the Bin-Laden/Ahmedinejad line tho...kinda like Chelios, bin-laden might not be as effective as he once was, but he's still a presence.
Himmler runs training camp, Masaharu Homma and Yoshitake Kawane are strength and conditioning. Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold will cover shooting drills.
Rommel, Pol Pot, and Giap behind the bench.
i do love the Bin-Laden/Ahmedinejad line tho...kinda like Chelios, bin-laden might not be as effective as he once was, but he's still a presence.
#103
2010-03-10 13:01
Quoting Stedman:
I would love to see a Kim Jong Il photoshop as a goalie, yet I have no skills
[quote name="pensfan"]Line Combos
Kunitz-Crosby-Guerin
Marx-Malkin-Fedotenko
Cooke-Staalin-Kennedy
Ayers-Wright-Castro
bin Laden-Ahmedinejad
Khomeni-Orpik
Gonchar-Hamas
Jong Il
MAF
I would love to see a Kim Jong Il photoshop as a goalie, yet I have no skills
#105
2010-03-10 13:51
So Kate Smith sang God Bless America so that she could comfort all the Philly area 9/11 victims 25 years in the future?
#106
2010-03-10 13:52
Quoting Orange Julius Page:
L E A D E R S H I P !!!
So Kate Smith sang God Bless America so that she could comfort all the Philly area 9/11 victims 25 years in the future?
L E A D E R S H I P !!!
#107
2010-03-10 13:53
Kate....
now let's pretend these doughnuts are marbles and you are a Hungry Hungry Hippo
now let's pretend these doughnuts are marbles and you are a Hungry Hungry Hippo
#108
2010-03-10 14:06
Quoting The_Goon_Blogge r:
i think he meant to say richard marx. everybody hates that guy. he so soff.
What exactly did Karl Marx do? He was just a fucking philosopher. It'd be like hating Adam fucking Smith or John Locke.
i think he meant to say richard marx. everybody hates that guy. he so soff.
#109
2010-03-10 14:27
I heard on good authority that Kate Smith's singing is what "drove" Pelle Lindbergh to start drinking in the first place.
#111
2010-03-10 14:50
What do Pink Floyd and Pelle Lindbergh have in common? Their last hit was the wall.
#113
2010-03-10 15:34
OK, so I've been reading this blog for several years now, sometimes religiously everyday...I've been a joke and never registered until today: thanks to Fred Benson.
Who goes on rival team BLOG sites and bitches and moans about who they make fun of or root against??? I mean seriously.
Another thing..what the hell does poking fun at Kate Smith and the lame-ass flyers organization have anything to do with evil historical figures? anybody?
My disrespect of the Flyers is cruel and heartless? HA Fred Benson: Grow a pair. oh and Crosby Sucks! WOOOOOOO
BTW The Line combos cracked my shit up!
Who goes on rival team BLOG sites and bitches and moans about who they make fun of or root against??? I mean seriously.
Another thing..what the hell does poking fun at Kate Smith and the lame-ass flyers organization have anything to do with evil historical figures? anybody?
My disrespect of the Flyers is cruel and heartless? HA Fred Benson: Grow a pair. oh and Crosby Sucks! WOOOOOOO
BTW The Line combos cracked my shit up!
#114
2010-03-10 15:53
According to the wikipedia page, she died in 1986... As far as my knowledge is concerned, 9/11 happened 15 years after she died.
Ah stupid flyers fan, making a claim that she was influential to 9/11 victims even though she was dead. Silly flyers fans
Ah stupid flyers fan, making a claim that she was influential to 9/11 victims even though she was dead. Silly flyers fans
#115
2010-03-10 16:34
Quoting J.S.:
This one too lol
Quoting ChikkaChiChi:Quoting Dalliquippa:Pelle Lindbergh was drunk and drove his Porshe into a wall, no? That's not tragic. That's just stupid.
Begs to differ.
I'm not excusing Heatley for what he did, but at least his BAC was below the legal limit. Lindbergh hit a wall at an elementary school with a .24 BAC.
When you're up in the .2's, you're looking at blackout city, loss of consciousness and possible loss of bodily functions. I'd be willing to bet that his BAC was even slightly higher than the reported .24, considering the first thing they did when they got to the scene was not go for a sample, but was probably trying to save his life.
The most amazing thing about this is that the guy gets an award named after him a decade after the accident. Then again, we are talking about the Flyers. You mean they couldn't find another most improved player aside from a guy who wrecks his Porsche while blacked-out drunk? I don't care about his talent. Fuck his talent. To drive in that state and put others in danger, especially kids, you have to be a special piece of crap.
Besides why waste time on a drunkard like Lindbergh when we can make jokes about Kate Smith
credit: unknown. It's from last year's recap.
bloguinmedia.com/.../game-3.html
If this is your photoshop, take a bow.
This one too lol
#116
2010-03-10 17:27
Quoting Smitty:
Could somebody Photoshop a Porsche crashed into the side of Kate Smith's mausoleum?
Could somebody Photoshop a Porsche crashed into the side of Kate Smith's mausoleum?
#117
2010-03-10 18:07
i know im going to hell for laughing at all of this.
Back to confession I go...
Back to confession I go...
#120
2010-03-10 20:36
I'm thinkin that Carlos the Jackal would be better for Geno's wing than Marx. He was a sniper.
Fuck Kate Smith and the dumptruck that hauled her to the arena.
Fuck Kate Smith and the dumptruck that hauled her to the arena.
#121
2010-03-10 21:43
Quoting Baughb:
this is amazing. i coughed up beer i was laughing so hard.
how can you be patriotic and proud about something that needs to be rolled out to the ice to belch out a butchery of the national anthem?
this is amazing. i coughed up beer i was laughing so hard.
how can you be patriotic and proud about something that needs to be rolled out to the ice to belch out a butchery of the national anthem?
#122
2010-03-10 21:44
personally i think robespierre would be absolutely amazing as our shut down center.
trad staal blog and a pick for robespierre and a guillotine !
do it
trad staal blog and a pick for robespierre and a guillotine !
do it
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