From Shelly Anderson circa PG1984:
Huge thanks to Jamie K. for digging that up.
If you can't read that, it says:
"A Michael Jackson look-alike dropped the puck for a ceremonial faceoff before last night's National Hockey League game in the Pacific Colsieum while the real pop star was opening with his brothers across town."
So stunningly, the picture is real. But MJ isn't real.
Never doubt the internet.
Happy New Years.