We Hear You Blogging, But You Can't Come In

Like most of you, we were sitting down Monday morning and just browsing the web.

One of our stops in the morning is the PG.

Everything was sunny.  It was an okay Monday.  Super Bowl Week.

Then halfway down the page...

we see an old friend has moved back into town.

We thought Bob Smizik had placed the second bookend on his career and retired into the sunset, but imagine our surprise when this graphic popped up:

First off, that is one of the dumbest teases we have seen in a long time.

What else is Bob Smizik coming back to talk about?

We came up with some better graphics that the PG could use.

Too good to be true.

The PG could have played up Smizik's retirement by saying he was going to some third-world country to try and cure AIDS.

Who wouldn't read that column?

Conspiracy theories from your favorite columnist.

"The jet fuel of the planes that hit the WTC exploded on impact.

How did it melt the steel in a perfectly symmetrical manner?  Twice?"

"nom nom nom"

It is kind of funny while we were writing this post the PG changed the tease:

As for the content, it is vintage Smizik.

As of 12:05 AM early Tuesday morning, Smizik has busted out a shocking 8 posts.

What the hell is Bob Smizik doing up at five minutes past midnight.

He is going to be burnt out city if he keeps that pace up.

Pretty soon, he'll be crying to his readers about being burnt out.

One of his posts had 62 comments.

We can't wait till he has his own cblog.

We sent Charlie by to say hello.

While Charlie was signing up he noticed a few funny things:

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At least 12-year-old boys aren't allowed.

Charlie also made an appearance in the comments under an alias.

After a whole day giving himself no formal introduction.

Smizik's second midnight post gives the details.

Of course Charlie was the first to comment.

Welcome to our world, Bob.

woooooooooooooooo

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