Don't even know where to start. Power has been off because Luke Ravestahl is a jackass and mother nature just had her period on everyone's face. Mario should run for mayor if he can't buy the Pirates.
More snow coming. Someone is probably facing elimination if that happens.
Not a whole lot of positives this weekend. The only good thing to happen was Orpik calling Jizz a baby.
Speaking of Orpik, from NBC.com:
Notice the caption. Candy Man? Really? Thanks to PUCK HUFFERS for the tip.
P.S. Jeff Carter almost beats out PennDot for jobber of the week:
Not sure what is more shocking.
The hit, or Jeff Carter actually knowing where the defensive zone is.
What a scumbag.