The third was survivor mode. It was a blur. Basically, we're just bullshitting since we didn't see much of the third. Malkin was making some unreal moves. Pens had a 2-on-1 in there somewhere.
Jordan Staal was no longer the elephant in the room in the third. He was more like the elephant who dominates in games against the Jackets.
The game gets delayed for two minutes because the puck gets stuck in one of Ken Hitchcock's chins.
Father Times hooks up with some carrot, and they go out for a ride on 376.
Mark Eaton was exceptional all game. He denies CBJ a chance.
MAF was pushing away the surging BJ's.
Malkin goes to the penalty box.
Carrot starts working on an escape plan to get him out.
She commissions the services of Tootin. 3-1.
You look at the clock, and there's over 10 minutes left. You put your pants on and strap in.
But Staal continued taking over this game.
Every Penguin had a breakaway in the third. Crosby had a chance. Not happening.
Then it was Doop's turn. Bizarre play.
Hitchcock wishes he still had that timeout.
Father Time gives birth to a stalk of celery and gets back in time to watch Bing put it home from downtown. 4-1.