The Yahoo! Sports rules of profanity and PG-13 content apply. We're looking for originality, creativity, wit; but please, at least attempt to make these appear to be actual things (floats, balloons, marchers) you'd see in a parade. (And we really, really want more balloons.)
And since we are bored, we will throw something into the pot. If you make one, work Charlie into it. Best one gets a special treat.
Whatever someone comes up with, it will be hard to beat the newest entry by our boy Duff of Bruce Boudreau.