The More You Know
It's almost impossible to not dig into last year's
Eastern Conference Final for some big-time photoshops.
But last year is last year.
You had a girlfriend last year, but then she banged some dude she works with.
Things change.
Flyers fans being whiny bitches is what doesn't change, however.
Tampon sales in Philadelphia are higher than any other part of the country.
Is the Flyers' level of suck enough for the Pens to job them again?
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OCTOBER 14th -- PITTSBURGH
The birth of the Dupuis Shot™.
Scott Hartnell flipping out like an idiot.
Flyers 4 for 6 on power play.
This was that game where the Pens played that 1999 Devils trap.
Just throw this one out, just like throwing the 4-for-6 PP game out.
Evens out.
The "Biron is still a joke" game.
Watch to the end.
Balls. French Toast got lucky.
Is there a reason to do statistical breakdowns? No.
Everyone and their mother will be doing those.
in bed. together.
The series will come down to, what else, special teams...
more specifically, the Pens PP against the Flyers PK.
The Pens power play has been more sterile than your dad.
The Flyers PK doesn't have an electricity bill.
They've been lights-out all year.
Of course, the Pens' 82.7% PK does hold a candle to the Flyers' 83%.
But the Flyers have 16 shorthanded goals, leading the NHL.
Those 16 shorthanded goals cannot be overlooked.
That's an average of one shorty every five games.
Against a struggling Pens PP that will be pressing to produce?
Could be vomit city.
Not to say the entire series boils down to this garbage,
but it's the one thing we're checking out.
*The Flyers went 81 games without giving up a shorthanded goal.
Whoops. They gave up one on Sunday against the Rangers.
