Your April Fools Jokes
In this post we asked for your suggestions for statements that would have been hard to believe if they were made on October 1st.
As always, C-Blog delivered. Here are a few examples:
"The Pens will be without first line center Dustin Jeffrey tonight"
- brentjohnsonFTW
"Pensblog Charlie faces will outnumber Blue Jackets fans at Nationwide Arena."
- tramp_stamp
"We're better at fighting than scoring goals."
- jwit
"Some joke from the Islanders is gonna cost his own team 100 grand and the Pens have to sit a player for ten games."
- NCPensFan
"The Penguins will come up with a slogan arguably worse than 'Defy Ordinary'"
- PensAreYourDaddy
"we will actually care about attending a game at nassau coliseum."
- OlTwoNiner
"Derek will start to not hate Mr. Kennedy... Kennedy"
- JonKlimas
"There will be a 45 minute delay/dance off at our brand new arena because the lights wont come back on."
- Knuckles
"The penalty kill is more effective at scoring goals than the powerplay."
- kunikazze
"Sidney Crosby will embarass some jag-off in a fight... then be teammates with him later."
- Billgates
"The Penguins will lose every player you've ever heard of and still have a shot at the 1 seed."
- YinzRJokes
"No one will mention trading Staal."
- 24SesameStreet
"Brent Johnson will get into two fights this season."
- BurningAntsBlog
"Our PP will go 3 for 61."
- PensForTheWin
"In the 2010-11 season, Staal, Geno and Sid will only play 2 games together."
- akus
"Kris Letang's is a better defensive D man and his offense needs to come around."
- jwit
"Trevor Gillies would make an impact during a game."
- buchk
"The Penguins will get that winger for Crosby, too bad he'll never get to use him."
- Kevman7987
"After starting the season 1-6, Fleury would be within 3 wins of the NHL lead."
- biggoron
"Fleury Flakes is part of a complete breakfast."
- pdoggy
"Jason Arnott is the highlight deal of the trade deadline."
- The_General
"Ben Lovejoy is on fire with 2 goals and 5 points in his last 9 games."
- Birdman79
"I can't believe Brent Johnson broke a man's face with 1 punch!"
- biggoron
"Jordan Staal will be injured while on injured reserve."
- Kevman7987
"Lemieux, Stevens, Coffey, and Murphy will all suit up for the Penguins again this season!
And still won't be able to stop Peter Bondra."
- RobbieBrownsRoadBeef
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