RECAP: Snow Patrol. PENS WIN.



We've used the phrase, and we've heard a bunch of other people say it too: the Pens are scary good.
No.
The Pens are murdering clown chasing you with Michael Myers riding shotgun and a giant man-eating spider in the back seat waiting to take you to the secret cave of the Quaker Oats man scary. And this is without arguably their best player.
The Pens came out in the first period, and it was basically like that episode of MacGyver when an avalanche buried him. MacGyver did some unreal move, was able to find a hole to the surface, and used some kind of straw to blow a parachute out above the snow so people knew where he was. The Penguins performed the ice-hockey equivalent of that during the second half of this game, except they didn't go to a gay bar after.
The game was entertaining the whole way through. The Avs have a good load of talent, but they're for whatever reason not making any headway in the Western Conference. Matt Duchene and Evgeni Malkin went toe-to-toe with the two best goals we've seen this year during a Pens game.
Pens are heading to Tampa Bay Thursday. Crosby is emo and probably won't come back on the road, so we can count out Thursday night's game.

Never Forget.
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