We operate our daily lives under the following banner:
"If it doesn't concern us, we don't care."
If some hot babe is getting her purse stolen in a dark alley,
we pretend we're on our phone and keep going.
For all we know, the man and woman are in a plan together,
waiting for you to get into the alley and jump your butthole.
We always think everything is a trap.
That's why we're still alive.
But this Versus-DirecTV-Comcast-NBC-NHL shitfest is now hitting home.
The Pens-Blues game is on Versus tonight.
After the jump, we break this whole thing down
in less than 4 minutes reading-time.
Or try to.
Don't forget about the Halloween contest.
Any cool Pens/Pensblog-related costumes, send them in.
Pics of your carved pumpkins will do, as well:
Spencer N. and Josh G.
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Pens website gets it.
"The entertainment value of practice just went up. A lot more cameras were around. I’m sure he put them there. It’s great because Max is a big part of our team on the ice and off the ice. It’s always good to have him around as often as we can. We missed him."
-- Bill Guerin
To celebrate, here's Talbot "translating" for MAF in Toronto.
Looking for Penguins news? Go to hell.
No news is good news.
This weeks behind the photoshop expo is from Kevbo, aka the TheFanDangler.
Kevbo possess some good skills, and might be our meanest conceptional photoshopper to date.
The gallery after the jump.
Tons of stuff we have been meaning to catch up on and announce.
This post will be to serve that.
After the jump, details on the following:
- A call to arms for stories about the Mellon Arena.
- A Halloween contest.
- Jobber of the week.
- Our new online hockey equipment affiliate.
- Massive storeblog overhaul.
Jay Mckee is like a final boss in a '90s video game right now.
Nearly impossible to beat.
Mike Rupp is scoring like it's his job.
It is a good time to be alive.
It is still way too early to be sucking each other's jarg-ons, but with every win, the Pens are creating a cushion for the tough times that can befall a hockey team throughout a season.
As for this game, Tampa Bay thought it would be a good idea to give Steve Downie playing time.
Medics rushed to the Bolts' locker room to see if they could find a pulse on Vinny Lecavalier.
Sarge Gonch had another big night, and the Pens kind of just put it in cruise.
Dating back to when he returned in the regular season last year,
the Pens' record with Sergei Gonchar in the lineup is 25-5-1.
That is staggering.
What's even more staggering is that Malkin and Bing haven't even gotten hot yet.