The Pensblog Guide To Hockey Fans
Hockey fans.
They're passionate, knowledgable, dedicated and vocal. You've probably been standing in a bar or an arena and felt a great sense of community when celebrating your favorite team scoring a goal. There's nothing quite like turning to a complete stranger and high fiving them in a shared moment of happiness.
Of course, not all fans are that easy to get along with.
You'll always find people, whether they cheer for your team or for a rival, that are just plain annoying.
You'd rather slam your hand with a hammer than get into a hockey discussion with those fans.
It's downright frustrating.
That's right. There are many different kinds of hockey fans.
Unfortunately, in today's fast-paced world it's often difficult to tell the different types of fans apart.
That's where we come in.
Today we present to you The Pensblog Guide to Hockey Fans.
Vertical Verizon
For people who are too cool to read every poop joke we throw on here,
reader Anthony was nice enough to e-mail us this story about being an extra for this commercial.
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A couple other people came with their own perspective of the commercial shoot.
First...
And then came this e-mail from IC:
go pens
Pensblog Investigates: Blackhawks Alleged Photoshop
Interesting thing going on out in the northwest.
The always solid ORLAND KURTENBLOG posted the following pics of the Chicago Blackhawks:
In the pics are Kris Versteeg, John Madden, and Mr. Douche himself Patrick Kane.
Now, a large number of people are claiming these pics are photoshops.
We could care less about proving this either way, but nothing else is going on.
So, anyone got any leads? We agree that the final pic, the Kane shot, looks like a shop.
And there is something about that bitch in the red shirt that doesn't add up.
Let us know.
Go Pens.
Fresh Prince
Apparently, this religious talk show reads e-mails and shit live on the air.
Here's the first one:
That woman is obsessed with the delete key.
And they snuck a Rickroll in there.
And a Rickroll gets caught:
haaha go pens
Consol Energy Center Progress
It was posted a few days ago, but Pens TV was inside the Consol Energy Center for the concrete pouring:
Part two is available here.
GhostWalker40 with another solid YouTube.
FSN's update:
Keystone State of Mind. PENS WIN.
Remember all those times the Pens would play some team and some jobber no-name stain would score two crippling goals?
Remember that look on your face?
Did it look like this:
Chris Conner was hotter than hell down on the farm.
And with the Road Dog Billy Guerin out, Shero played a hunch.
And, as usual, Shero wins.
All of a sudden, the Pens have won 5 out of 7 and 33 out of 54.
People are beating off about the Pens being 2 points behind the Devils now.
Too bad the Devils have only played 50 games to the Pens' 54.
The Olympic break is creeping up, too. 8 games left. And with the trade deadline blasting GMs in the face coming away from Vancouver, odds are Ray Shero is working the phones as we speak.
GAMEDAY 54 - RANGERS
7:00 PM
Madison Square Garden
Listen to the game at [WXDX]
Bill Guerin and Alex Goligoski will both miss tonight's game.
Chris Conner has been recalled from WBS.
Max Talbot will sit out as well, due to the same "lower body injury" that's kept him out of the last few games.
Marc-Andre Fleury will be back in net for the Penguins.
The Rangers are seventh in the East with 55 points, ten less than the Penguins.
The Rangers have been shut out in their last two games.
They lost 2-0 to the Flyers on Thursday and fell 6-0 to the Canadiens on Saturday.
Marian Gaborik is fifth in the NHL in points with 61, four behind Sidney Crosby.
Cry Me A River. PENS WIN
Well, the Pens have officially taken the season series from the Flyers. Huzzah.
Ask the Capitals how much that matters. But anything we can lord over them is always nice.
Both teams played their balls off, for sure. In the end, a stupid unecessary penalty was their undoing as it so often is. They can't help it.
One more game against Philly in late March. Could be a huge two points for them as they fight for a playoff spot. But for now, the Pens play another hated rival in about 15 minutes. So let's get to business.
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