EDIT: It's now official:

Confirming # Stars Jagr to #Bruins is for 2nd pick and 2 prospects.Pick changes depending on how Bruins do.#TradeTracker

— Nick Kypreos (@RealKyper) April 2, 2013

Original post:

Because this would set the stage for the Bruins eliminating the Penguins from the playoffs far too nicely.

Told the Dallas Stars have decided to trade Jaromir Jagr. My sense is Boston leads the list of front-runners

— Pierre LeBrun (@Real_ESPNLeBrun) April 2, 2013

Just imagine the Boston Bruins meeting the Pittsburgh Penguins in the Eastern Conference Final. While the media is preoccupied with the storyline of Iginla choosing the Pens over the Bruins, Jaromir Jagr scores a huge goal in game seven to send the Bruins to the Cup Final.

Then throw up all over yourself and wake up.

Days of Y'Orr is already on JagrWatch2013.

Jarome Iginla wants to re-sign in Pittsburgh:

Jarome Iginla first choice is to sign a extension with Penguins. If not possible, Kings are a strong option. #RDS

— Renaud Lavoie (@RenLavoieRDS) April 2, 2013

Kinda of a weird tweet, but Renaud is dialed in. Plus he tweets in french so he wouldn't be committed to a lie in two lanuages.

Lots of ways to go on this, but it certainly sounds like a Hossa-like offseason awaits after the playoffs.

Re-signing Iginla isn't as hard as what people say. Even though the Pens have to re-sign Malkin and Letang Iginla could no question fit inside the cap if he really wants to really stay here.

It makes you cringe to even read it.

We were wondering what this neck guard was for. Now we know.

Thanks to @tanner_harding for the link.

Via screenshot from Chuck E.  You can see Crosby's teeth flying out.

Speaking of teeth, the Pens sent out this text today:

After the jump, news from Iggy's first practice, more jaw shit, and the Flyers make a trade for a car thief.

Yeah, there isn't much going on, so here's this via Kevin McGran of the Toronto Star:

Carlyle on Crosby's broken jaw: "Is that the hockey gods sending a message?"

— Kevin McGran (@kevin_mcgran) April 1, 2013

We're not entirely sure what that means. We're also really curious as to what message the "hockey gods" were trying to send when Joffrey Lupul was injured by a shot from a teammate.

Here's this. We're only jumping on this because Pomp sent a mention to @tramp_stamp.

Via We Walk Together Forever

H/T to @baileypratt