Cooke's Suspension

Posted by #test on Nov 30, 2009 07:57.

Did the fact that the Pens and Rangers turn around and play each other again tonight factor into the decision to suspend Matt Cooke two games? Probably not. The fact that the game was a blowout alone means there's gonna be violent retribution in the air tonight at good old MSG.

Speaking of which, what the hell is going on with the Penguins schedule? Here, guys, fly to Long Island and spend Thanksgiving away from family. Okay, cool, now go back home to Pittsburgh for a game. Now turn around and go back to New York. So dumb. Almost as dumb as murdering defenseless animals on a full stomach.

We have no clue what to feel about the Rangers. We hate them, but they're the enigma of the Atlantic Division. We hate the Flyers and their tits. It's almost a sense of disappointment when we see the Devils on the schedule. As weird as this sounds, it's true: If the Islanders would win more games against the rest of the NHL, Pens/NYI may be one of the best ongoing rivalries. But no.

So, what are we supposed to do about the Rangers? Of course we hate them. But it's like, meh, okay. Looking back, the only reason that playoff series in '08 even mattered was because of Double J.

Regardless, Pens ain't winning tonight in MSG.

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NHL Looking Into Cooke Hit

Posted by Rick on Nov 29, 2009 17:27.

UPDATE: Cooke suspended for two games.

According to TSN, the NHL is looking into Matt Cooke's hit on Artem Anisimov.

Rangers coach John Tortorella wasn't very happy about the hit:

"The big thing this year is head shots and what the league is going to do about it, but to me it’s pretty simple," Tortorella said. "There’s no fear at all [of] retribution.

"That’s why there’s more violence. Guys hide behind the rule book."
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"The linesman jumps in [with Brashear] when it should have been left alone,” said Tortorella. “That’s where it’s screwed up."

Will Cooke be suspended?

For the answer to that question we turn to the NHL Suspension Flowchart from Down Goes Brown:

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Crosby Is Definitely Hurting The Pens. PENS WIN

Posted by Pensblog Staff on Nov 29, 2009 01:23.

Branch Bourqdavidian = over

Thanks to everyone for sending this link in. We wouldn't pay $1 to read anything on ESPN insider, but for those who missed it, they had some article about Crosby hurting the Pens. [ESPN]

Thankfully someone sent us the article. It is a bunch of stats and shit. It isn't worth the time.

Since the article, Bing has like 90 goals. So suck it.

Now we just can't wait for the new Crosby hat trick commercial. Maybe they'll show how his first goal was offside./Bettman

Seriously though, how scary is it that Pens have had like no one, and they are like 18-9

How bad are the Rangers? Steve Valiquette turned in one of the worst goaltending efforts in the history of the Mellon arena. Don't let anyone tell you any differently. 6'6 piles of shit could make bigger saves.

We also got a first hand reminder on how big of a waste Sean Avery is. Sometimes you forget when you don't see him. His jumping of Tenk makes for an interesting game Monday night.

Hopefully he doesn't fake going into cardiac arrest like the last time the Penguins beat his ass.

Also, Donald Brashear is a butt plug.

So umm yea, assuming Bourque is out Monday and even though the Pens always play like poop in MSG, we're back in business.

Go Pens.

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GAMEDAY 27 - RANGERS

Posted by Rick on Nov 28, 2009 17:00.

7:30 PM

Mellon Arena

Listen to the game at [WXDX]

If you have any questions for Mike Lange, Phil Bourque or Bob Grove join the Penguins Radio Network Facebook page.

You can submit questions via the discussion tab for the Crash the Net segments or Penguins Hotline after the game.

The first game of a home-and-home against the Rangers.

The Pens are in MSG on Monday.

More good news on the injury front:

"Kris Letang and Alex Goligoski are expected to return to the lineup tonight against the NY Rangers. And while Jay McKee will not play tonight, he said that he is hopeful to return in the team's Monday contest in New York."

The last time the Rangers were in the Igloo the Pens were hanging a banner, so it's fitting that the team is starting to resemble the Stanley Cup Champs once again.

Deryk Engelland and Ben Lovejoy have been returned to WBS.

They did a solid job while they were with the big club and it's comforting to know that they're there if needed.

The Rangers played in Tampa yesterday and lost 5-1.

Wade Redden and Brandon Dubinsky are out of the line-up for the Rags.

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Gone Till November.PENS LOSE

Posted by Pensblog Staff on Nov 28, 2009 00:00.

Branch Bourqdavidian: DAY 27

Wow.

Chris Bourque still playing. And the Pens still wearing the Blue uniforms.

The Penguins organization has to know that the Blue uniforms suck right?

We saw the article about the alternates changing next year.

If they don't bring back the early 90's uniforms as a favor for dumping this shitting defy your sac shit on us they'll have offically reached the Gordon Bombay Mighty Ducks II level where he becomes to big for everyone.

Whatever, we celebrate Thanksgiving for an entire week.

Peace

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GAMEDAY 26 - ISLANDERS

Posted by Rick on Nov 27, 2009 11:52.

2:00 PM

Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum

Listen to the game at [WXDX]

If you have any questions for Mike Lange, Phil Bourque or Bob Grove join the Penguins Radio Network Facebook page.

You can submit questions via the discussion tab for the Crash the Net segments or Penguins Hotline after the game.

Early starts like this throw everything off.

And all we have to do is hit "New Post" a little bit earlier.

They actually have to play a hockey game.

Brent Johnson will be in net for the Pens.

Dwayne Roloson for the Islanders.

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So We Wonder How They Would React To A Photoshop Expo?

Posted by Pensblog Staff on Nov 27, 2009 10:26.

Oops. [PG]

The gauntlet appears to have been first picked up sometime Tuesday evening on an Internet site called Pensblog, where anonymous posters share their thoughts from behind the veil of cryptic online identities.

"Luke overcooked my Thanksgiving turkey," someone posted.

"Luke moves your folding chair and parks in your space anyway," another wrote.

"Luke eats Frosted Flakes for breakfast, then appoints them to board positions."

That's just a sampling of the nonsensical onslaught that has been crackling across Twitter and various blogs this week. And it's all aimed at the mayor.

Actually, that isn't what happened. We posted the hash tag #ravenstahlrumors on Twitter, and it took off from there.

But cryptic online identities sounds cool, so we'll go with that.

Actually, maybe Tony Granato is behind all of this.

Anyway it would only seem right to follow up with a Luke Ravenstahl photoshop expo.

Should we roll it?

C-blog and emailers' call on this one.

P.S. A statement from our lawyer, Charlie De La Faggio, Esq.:

"Whatev."

Go Pens.

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What NHL Players Are Thankful For

Posted by Rick on Nov 26, 2009 16:00.

Thanksgiving is a good time to reflect upon your life and think about what you are thankful for.

It's also a good time to eat a ridiculous amount of food and pass out on the couch with your pants unbuttoned, but that doesn't lead itself to a blog post quite as well.

So today we're going to look at what certain NHL players (and coaches, GMs and others) are thankful for.

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