Came across this pic and thought it was worth sharing:

pic via penguinspoop.

We have no idea if the Penguins are going to do "whiteouts" during this year's playoffs. But we just put a "whiteout" shirt in Storeblog anyway.

This IS NOT an American Apparel shirt, because we wanted it to be cheaper than the rest of the stuff in the store. You can get one here if you're interested.

Also, if you're wondering why some of the other Storeblog designs disappeared, it's because of copyright stuff that we can't do anything about. 

Three steps.

1. Visit this site.

2. Look at this pic:

3. Welp.

Odds are that Winnipeg won't be making it. Eighth could go to Toronto, the Rangers, the Islanders, or Ottawa. One of those four teams will be the Pens' first-round opponent.

The big thing from this game was the mysterious injury to Brooks Orpik and the return of Geno Malkin, who looked pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

Congrats to the Sabres and their fans. 

Here is a sick shot by Iginla:

In somewhat not good news Brooks Orpik left the game with a lower body injury and did not return.

Steve Ott scored the GWG for Sabres if you wanted to know for whatever reason.

the penguins and the sabres play tonight

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Well, the saying "Don't tell them dick" just got a new meaning.

There is no way we could ever make this up. Don Brennan, who is a complete nutjob, wrote one of the more bizarre columns of all time shortly after the Penguins beat the Senators.

Brennan and his disdain for the Penguins is very well documented. 

But even this is a little extreme. Brennan apparenty had a run-in with Matt Cooke during the pre-game pressers:

He wanted to tell me I have no balls. At first I think he said "small balls." But by the time he had finished, and knew Penguins GM Ray Shero was listening, he had decided I had none. Oh, and I believe he also mumbled something about me having no penis before disappearing into the players-only room, which I found interesting.

That is right, everyone. Don Brennan wanted you to visualize his penis. 

That is really what this column is about. Don Brennan is that into himself. There is no other reason a journalist would print this. The Senators are collapsing, and instead of talking about that, Brennan inserts himself and his PENIS into a storyline that isn't even a thing. And what did he mean by the "Shero listening" part? Does he think Ray Shero daydreams about his Penis, too?

What was Matt Cooke supposed to do? Buckle to the irrational Ottawa notion that he intentionally and successfully cut Erik Karlsson's Achilles tendon?

Does this Brennan paragraph even make sense:

Again, I don't think he was aiming for Karlsson's Achilles, but I've watched the replay many times and I'm convinced he was either trying to hurt the Senators best player or he was being careless enough with his boot blade to warrant a suspension.

Honestly Matt Cooke should have stabbed Don Brennan.

If this is any indication of what a playoff series would be like against the Senators, bring it the hell on.

God.

Sorry about your Penis, bro.

You really aren't supposed to make this type of pass from behind the net. Senators defense out to lunch. 

Morrow made an extremely tough pass look too easy. Wow.