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Team Pensblog Wins First Elite Playoffs

Written by Rooster Cogburn

On a late weeknight, four members of Team Pensblog logged onto Xbox Live.
Little did they know that their leading scorer would talk them into beginning the playoffs one evening early.
 
Starting at left wing - Eric P.
Center - Hobo Joe
Right wing - Mikie
Defenseman - Sniper
 
Sniper: "I don't think I want to play playoffs tonight. I'm too tired."
Mikie: "You only live once, man. Don't worry, I'll play okay."
Eric: "Let's go."
Joe: [silently continues munching on his Funyons]
 
Game 1 was against The Antiheroes.
Based out of Toronto, Ontario.
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Joe, although getting raped continuously in the faceoff circle, pulled off a pretty productive game.
Eric brought the power forward game, 4 points, 6 hits.
Sniper - brick wall on defense.
 
Game 2 against Team Quebec AAA.
Based out of glitch city.
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Eric another big performance with his first career post-season hat trick, and registering 7 hits.
Sniper strong defensviely, penalty killing lead to victory ultmiately.
 
Game 3 against Premium Plus.
Based out of Toronto Canada, with one Pittsburgh born player starting at LW.
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Losing, comeback after 2nd period intermission -- ERIC LEAD , FLIP OUT
Eric landed a devastating 14 hits.
Minute left, point shot deflected by Joe - "Hooossaa"
Another strong game by Sniper from the back side.
Huge comeback victory moved them into the finals.
 
Game 4, final, against XBSHL FLAMES.
Based out of Harrisonburg, Virgina.
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Joe scores the go-ahead goal with two minutes to go in regulation, and the party erupts.
Mikie bangs some stripper and adds a goal via the wrist shot with a minute to go, to seal the deal.
Game over.
Elite Champs.
 

Team Pensblog (360) Wins Div 1 Playoffs

Written by Eric P

Tonight, a group of four degenerate XBOX gamers took on the entire world and fully executed their quest to win the EASHL Division 1 Championship.
 
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First-year pro Mikie Da Poet would score the game winning goal with only minutes remaining in regulation.
 
More to come tomorrow.
 
Team Pensblog top prospect, Hobo Joe was unavailable for comment but shouted, "I'm happier now than I was when the Pens won the actual Stanley Cup!"

Title Update

Written by Duff

Fixes for several rare crashes during gameplay.
-Fix problem that resulted in attributes of players who drop from OTP/EASHL games not being reset to the default attributes for AI players.
-Prevent push puck while holding the pass button (prevents an exploit).
-Prevent the face-off deke move from being done on a backhand face-off grip.
-Eliminated several situations where the puck could be poked out of the goalie's glove as he is getting up or covering the puck against the side of the net.
-Allow shots that are blocked without using the shot block control to count in shot block stats (but they will not contribute to teamplay scores in Be A Pro, Online Team Play or EASHL modes).
-Fix some situations where a puck off the skate was incorrectly being considered a deliberate kick and resulting in goals being disallowed that should not have been.
-Fix for cases where the goalie would sweep the puck into his own net when attempting to clear it.
-Fix problem that prevented the opposing team from being able to pick up slap passes in some situations.
-Prevent fake shot from being used when doing protect puck.
-Force self-boardplay pin to have a minimum duration to prevent an exploit.
-Fix for a case where broken or dropped sticks would disappear from the ice.
-Fix problem where the first powerplay forward line was being put out following a delayed penalty, regardless of what line the user selected.
-Prevent stick lifts from working on a player while he is doing the "jump over" deke.
-Fix problem where injured players could get stuck on the ice.
-Fix problem allowing hard passes off of a face-off.
-Fix problem that sometimes caused a defenseman to be positioned on the wrong side for short-handed defensive zone face-offs.
-Increase the effect of the stick checking attribute on stick lifts.
-Prevent flip dump from being used directly on a face-off.
-Prevent situations where a player could go directly from being down on the ice into a slapshot windup.
-Improve defensive awareness attribute effect on interceptions.
-Cause players to slow down more while skating using protect puck control.
-Add additional pass error to the AI players to balance the fact that humans players have imprecise controller input.

There are also several bug fixes made possible by the patch that will be activated through the next tuning update, these include:
-Enabling auto-backskate setting to work in online games.
-Reducing the ease of losing an edge and falling down while skating without the puck.
-Fix problem where players will fall easily again immediately after losing an edge a first time.
-Increase how aggressive AI defenders are on the rush making it less easy to gain the zone by skating wide on them every time.
-Increase friction when diving and reduce the effectiveness of diving poke checks at knocking the puck away from the puck carrier.
-Increase the acceleration and top speed of a player using push puck, which had been lowered to prevent the push puck exploit (mentioned above).

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