Did you ever have to poop really bad?Like so bad it felt like your stomach was flipping over.Maybe it was on a bus.Wherever it was, it was far away from a bathroom.
So you have to keep sucking it in and doing all you can not to shit yourself.After the third or fourth time of going through this and battling off those the goosebumps of death, you decide to just let it go. Just let the poop fly.The bathroom is too far away, and you'd rather be covered in your own feces in front of people then have fight it off one more minute.That was Tomas Vokoun tonight. He held back his poop........
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Hockey Gods are Angry
Clank! We hit the post. Clank! We hit the post again.
We lost by one goal. We lost yet another player to injury.
Last year, we were fourth in man games lost to injury. We are giving it a good run again this season to be a leader in man games lost.
Tom Poti was hurt in the first period. Hence we didn’t have Poti, Jurcina and Morrisonn on D in the lineup. We didn’t have Semin, Knuble, Gordon, Laing and Nylander in the lineup front. We didn’t have Theodore either in goal. That is goofy, huh? $25 million in payroll NOT playing.
We still could have won that game but missing this many players does scramble the game plan and the rhythm of the team. No one feels sorry for us. We can’t use injuries as an excuse. We just have to tough it out.
And because the hockey gods are angry, we play yet tonight - in Toronto - back to back games.
I shall make my sacrifices to the hockey gods this afternoon. Try to appease them and make them take pity on our mortal souls. As is said, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." Go Caps!
“I’m not allowed to comment on penalties and why,” Anderson said. "Obviously I didn’t agree with them. … If you saw what happened in front of our bench, Cooke went by and slew-footed him. That’s what started it. At some point you have to say that’s enough. I don’t mind what he did.”
- Dupes-Malkin-Feds is a legit line right now. Big time chances.
- Only reason this game was close was because Hedberg was playing circa 2001 playoffs.
- Talbot had a penalty shot.
- From Paul P.
- Hope Chris Thornburn falls down a flight of stairs.
- Dive of the century:
- Bourque missed a wide open net.
The standoff continues. Trust us, we are committed to our Bourque demands. wW'll make the Waco standoff look like a charity event
P.S. how come no one told us Don Cannon got arrested week? [kiss fm]
We need to know these things.
p.s.s. No spell check or grammar checks. suck it
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