EA Sports Penguin Player Ratings And EASHL News
Courtsey of [PostGameHeroes]:
They have the complete thumbnail verison of every player over there.
Bing and Geno are rated higher than A.Hole.
After the jump some news about the EASHL.
Friday Night Fights
What you are about to read is true.
The names have not been changed because we only know one dude's name.
This went down at the Dairy Queen down in Carnegie.
Not a good area to be this week, by all accounts.
Before you call homo on us for being at DQ,
you should introduce yourself to the DQ Misty Freeze.
We pull into the parking lot, and the shit goes down.
The names have not been changed because we only know one dude's name.
This went down at the Dairy Queen down in Carnegie.
Not a good area to be this week, by all accounts.
Before you call homo on us for being at DQ,
you should introduce yourself to the DQ Misty Freeze.
We pull into the parking lot, and the shit goes down.
Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!
Today Sidney Crosby stepped off of a Sea King helicopter with the Stanley Cup over his head.
How many people can say that's how they spent their 22nd birthday?
Also, the comparison must be made:
Video after the jump.
Wooooo All Summer Long
More Summer of Wooooo pics, a CafePress sale and a Japanese pet penguin after the jump.
Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On
What a gay title.
Pens grabbed up Tony Granato to be an assistant coach.
He fills the void left by Tom Fitzgerald scoring a big goal in the 1996 ECF.
Granato looks like a Batman villain.
But the best part of the pickup is that he is unabashed badass in the city. Having a "player's coach" like Bylsma is great. He has a Cup already. But you can foresee the players getting lazy, thinking the coach is one of them and they can just sleepwalk through shit.
Enter Tony Granato and his balls. He will crack the whip.
He is the yin to Bylsma's yang.
Not to mention, Granato will get in a fight with another team/coach this year.
Wonder what team it will be?
And Janne Pesonen is playing in Russia next season.
(It's not "this season" yet. But we're getting there.)
Pesonen was up for a cup of coffee last season but spilled it on his junk.
He had a cool name and a great song waiting to be played at the Mellon. No dice.
Go Pens.
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Top Five: NHL Mascots
We've never been a big fan of lists, but whatev it is summer. We want every Wednesday to be a top five list, but with a slight twist. We're asking for reader submissions. It can be a top five list about anything you want. Just email us your list, with youtube links and pics. We'll pick the best one for the week and post it. If no one does it, really we couldn't care less.
Today's top five comes from XLilNico21X.
The top five mascots in the NHL today.
And The Wooooo Goes On
Some people are so bitter over the Pens having the Stanley Cup.
Maybe some pictures of Pens fans spending the summer celebrating will cheer them up.
Wooooooo
That's quite a big tower you've got there.
We're With You, Long Island
Big day on Tuesday for fans of the Islanders.
They're facing their own Isle of Capri/December 20th day. Kind of.
PUCK DADDY is all over the situation.
Unless you're a joke, you know to remember when you were down and who helped you when you were there. That doesn't exactly translate to this scenario, since all the Islanders did when the Penguins were down was beat them 5-2 with Satan getting hat tricks. But, still, we'll never forget the day-in, day-out rigors of wondering if the Pens were leaving town.
On Tuesday, we're all Islanders fans.
Coyotes whatev.
