Top Five: Names in Pittsburgh Penguins History
We've never been a big fan of lists, but whatev it is summer. We want every Wednesday to be a top five list, but with a slight twist. We're asking for reader submissions. It can be a top five list about anything you want. Just email us your list, with YouTube links and pics. We'll pick the best one for the week and post it. If no one does it, really we couldn't care less.
Today we have a list by STEVEisME1025.
The Top Five Names in Pittsburgh Penguins History.
It's actually a top ten, but whatev.
Way to show extra effort.
It's that kind of hustle that makes the coach notice you.
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A Season of Highlights: Part One

No one needs to tell you that this was a season of highlights.
One look at a photo of that beautiful silver Cup over Sid's head will tell you that.
Yes, there were the dark times. We watched the Pens blow leads against the Rangers, be shut out by the Lightning and get trounced by the Maple Leafs.
But from the darkness came light.
Obviously the highlight of the entire season was watching the team pass the richest prize in sports above their heads. We watched Sidney Crosby become the youngest captain to win a Stanley Cup, Evgeni Malkin become the first Russian on the Conn Smythe Trophy and Sergei Gonchar finally raise the holy grail above his head at the age of 35.
But, outside of that huge moment, the season was filled with individual highlights. This is a team game, but each team is a collection of individual players. Each one of them probably has a personal highlight from the season.
Today, we're going to guess what each of those highlights are.
Outside of winning the Stanley Cup, what was the best moment for each player that raised that trophy over his head?
These are our choices.
Now, we're taking our player list from the list posted on NHL.com so, if we missed anyone, blame them, not us.
We'd Punch Our Own Grandma Over 20 Cents.
Truth.
Have to these days.
Imagine living during the great depression. You'd have to kill your entire family over a happy meal.
Patrick Kane teabagged some old guy in a taxi in buffalo.[Second City]
He got arrested and everyone is all worked up about it. Great points made by the Second City at that link on why it is not a big deal.
All we are mad about it is that no one made this photoshop.

[Mirtle] has a shot of the old guy he punched.

There has to be more to the story. This guy was probaby pissed off he missed a Columbo marathon and thought he was Archie Bunker or something.
Whatev, we're really looking forward to using this pic in a Blackhawks recap. Hopefully someone brings a poster of this guy to the Mellon when the Blackhawks play the champs.
Go Pens
Need A Goalie For Your Summer Dek/Roller Team?
Crosby could play it for you.
For jokes like us, who grew up playing on tennis courts, this is funny.
And Wooooooing Is Half The Battle

It's the Summer of Woooooo
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We'll post them every so often.
Some will end up in our banner.
More photos after the jump.
EA Sports Penguin Player Ratings And EASHL News
Courtsey of [PostGameHeroes]:
They have the complete thumbnail verison of every player over there.
Bing and Geno are rated higher than A.Hole.
After the jump some news about the EASHL.
Friday Night Fights
What you are about to read is true.
The names have not been changed because we only know one dude's name.
This went down at the Dairy Queen down in Carnegie.

Not a good area to be this week, by all accounts.
Before you call homo on us for being at DQ,
you should introduce yourself to the DQ Misty Freeze.
We pull into the parking lot, and the shit goes down.
The names have not been changed because we only know one dude's name.
This went down at the Dairy Queen down in Carnegie.

Not a good area to be this week, by all accounts.
Before you call homo on us for being at DQ,
you should introduce yourself to the DQ Misty Freeze.
We pull into the parking lot, and the shit goes down.
Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!
Today Sidney Crosby stepped off of a Sea King helicopter with the Stanley Cup over his head.

How many people can say that's how they spent their 22nd birthday?
Also, the comparison must be made:


Video after the jump.
