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Outside of the Scando games later in the day,
this has the potential to be a massive upset.
Switzerland's playing with nothing to lose, really. No pressure.
The USA has people comparing them to the 1980 team for some bizarre reason.
The Ryan Miller we all know and love has yet to appear in the Olympics.
Way back when, the Swiss played the Americans hard in a 3-1 loss.
Then the Swiss turned around and took Canada to a shootout.
Since then, the Swiss have proven themselves capable to win close games,
beating Norway 5-4 and Belarus 3-2.
The Swiss Miss Roman Wick is lurking in the shadows.
This game needs no superfluous adjectives.
We're still puzzled by this decision to ride Luongo.
Marty Brodeur has won Cups while Luongo has to leave playoff games because he has diarrhea.
Coach Babcock is coaching with his heart,
thinking that starting Vancouverite Luongo is good juju.
You have one of the top 3 goaltenders in the history of life wearing a hat on your bench
because he gave up 4 goals on 23 shots to what is essentially an all-star team in the U.S.
Meanwhile, Luongo shuts out Norway, which is pretty much
requires the same amount of skill as taking a crap without getting any feces on your face.
And then LUUUUUUU goes up against Germany.
He gives up 2 goals on 21 shots.
Germany had scored 3 goals in 3 games prior to facing Luongo.
Start Brodeur every day of the week.
"One reason to cheer for Canada:
If they lose to Germany, by tomorrow Youtube will be nothing but bad Hitler parody videos."
We get through all of this without mentioning that they have to face Russia.
Crosby vs A.O is great and all.
But this is Malkin vs Crosby. This may even be our worst nightmare. We talk about wrestling probably way to much, but this is as close to old school WWF as it gets.
Two human beings that will do anything to win. We've watched them grow their game together.
Now we must watch them try to destroy each other.
Man.
Is that Marc Andre Fleury's music?
Don't count out Double J.
That's all we got to say.
You can read about it in the papers in the morning.
Sweden's expected to take this one to the bank.
Norway took Slovakia to the brink on Tuesday night.
Some shit after the jump. A quick note about Rinko, and we'll show you why this is picture is no longer the funniest pic of Hillary Duff.
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