You know the old saying “When you play Pittsburgh, you play an entire city"? There should be an asterisk attached to that because it only applies when a Pittsburgh team is winning.
The Steelers, due to embarrassing contracts, terrible drafting, and time catching up with them are 2-6 and are probably going to finish like 3-13. The last two days of sports-talk radio has been like a bomb going off.
Most people find being a fan of multiple sports teams at the same time very easy. But for a lot of Steeler fans, this is not possible due to low IQs and other various issues.
After Sunday’s embarrassment in New England, Steeler fans may be opening the sports section of their favorite newspaper thumbing to the NHL standings.
Not sure if they still have those in newspapers, but we assume they do. Imagine how stunned that guy in his Terry Bradshaw jersey will be when, while packing his lunch in a “lunch pail,” he sees the Penguins have 11 wins and just 4 losses.
If you are like that guy and are taking the Steelers’ current season personally, we ask that you step away and join Pens fandom early. We have written this guide for you.
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