Everyone keeps e-mailing us about this A.O. commercial.
If we wanted to hear a retard singing, we'd buy a Clarks CD.
There is a lot going on, but nothing of it really worth taking the time to talk about it.
Our general feeling can compared to this pic:
Yeah, we got some e-mails from Caps fans.
Really nothing worth mentioning.
Here was the most common exchange:
CapsFan69: You guys acted like you won the cup LOL!!1
Charlie: Yeah, because we actually know how to act when that happens.
We were gonna move on to Florida already.
But the selfishness of some Caps fans came to light.
First off, the inspiration for the game recap's title:
Acne City over at PUCK DADDY.
More pics of this bizarre infatuation with Crosby at the PD link.
Here's what her sign says when she isn't at the rink:
Our Cap fan friends who e-mail us after games must have lost their internet access.
The silence is beautiful.
Secondly, an athiest could give a summary of this game. The Caps scored twice off of egregious mistakes made by the Penguins. No one knows what Letang did yet. Caps caught the Pens on a horrible line change. Strip those away, and it's 3-1. It's not even close. Those mistakes can be remedied. Bylsma's overall game plan exposed the Caps while putting the emphasis on his own talent. Beautifully done.
The Capitals have been lights-out all year. Good for them. But they are flailing about at the worst time of the season. Caps fans are feeling the anxiety now, and it's only accentuated by their shaky goaltending. And they also know that the one-man Ovechkin show will taper off in the grind of the playoffs. Tough time to be a Caps fan.
The Pens are on a tear. Case closed.
There are certain signs of Spring.
Daylight Savings is one of them.
Watching the Capitals lose big games is another.
Pens fans invading Washington is a third.
For all the Caps fans visiting us on this glorious Monday,
click "Read More" to continue.
No more mentioning of your disturbing infatuation with Crosby.
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Before we start anything, big thanks to Ben Franklin for creating daylight savings time so we have to lose an hour of sleep.
Unreal coat, dumbass.
Here we go. Another round of inferiority complexes. Rumor has it that some creative Caps fans will be handing out pacifiers and tissues to people in the crowd. If they KNEW Ovechkin was better than Crosby, then there wouldn't be any need for all the theatrics. It's kind of sad to watch.
A lot of people will look at the standings right now and say, huh?
Yeah, that's right. Despite a five-game winning streak, if the playoffs started right this second, we'd all be golfling. But win or lose today, this is what the next month is going to be like. So get used to it.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in.
Tyler Kennedy loves his stick.
After the jump just a brief announcement concerning Pens fans going down to D.C. tonight.
The news came across the wire on Friday
that Gary Roberts will be hanging up the skates.
We would have gotten a stirring retirement ceremony together.
But it's Friday night.
What did the Pens do wrong in this game? Not too much.
Except Sykora was obviously drunk.
If you're getting scoring chances while minimizing
the decent chances the other team gets, you played a good game.
The Pens didn't make any glaring errors in this one.
And they haven't done so in a while.
The Pens have won 5 in a row. 7 of 8.
This is happening exactly when the Pens needed this to happen.
You can call it peaking at the right time if you want to.
Sunday's game in Washington is the game for many reasons. Bring it.